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The Ophicial Philadelphia Philles Phanatics Thread

Our Phillies are playing the Atlanta Braves tonight. With both teams in the same division, this game will have repercussions for the play-offs. The Phillies are 2 games in phirst place, while the Braves are 2.5 games out of phirst place.
 
After beating the last-place Braves 3-0. our Phillies (7-2) are two games in phirst. And only the Texas Rangers (8-1) have a better record.
 
Our phirst place Phillies just depheated the second-place Marlins! After a very brief slump, we are back to being two games in phirst place.
 
Aaaarrggghhhh!!!!! The Marlins have tied our Phillies for phirst place.

But the BIG news in baseball is:

An enthusiastic fan lifted a sign proposing to a player during a major league game...and listed her phone number on the sign. She's been deluged with humiliating phone calls and text messages, and now agrees that it was a bad idea.
 
For the phirst time in their history, our Phillies have won 18 games in April. They are now 1 game in phirst place.
 
Sunday's game went into 14 innings before the Phillies lost 2-1. But the BIG news is:

With the score tied 1-1 in the ninth, bewildered players heard the 43,000 overjoyed fans in the stands start shouting "USA!" over and over. TV cameras showed a bewildered Mets batter trying to figure out what was going on, while phans explained it to the Phillies staph phrom the sidelines:

American commandos had killed Osama bin Ladin.

To which I say:

USA! USA! USA!
 
Life is so unfair. One game in phirst place, the Phillies have the second-best record in all of Major League baseball. And the Florida Marlins, in the same division as the Phillies, had the third best record.
 
Life is phair again!
Our Phillies are now two games in phirst place AND they are tied for the best record this year in Major League baseball!
 
It took nineteen innings and more than six hours, but our Phillies beat the Reds. When they ran out of pitchers, the Phillies sent a back-up infielder to the mound, making him the first non-pitcher since 2000 to pitch a winning game.
 
The season is officially halfway over, and our Phillies are three and on half games in phirst place. But the BIG news is


The American women's team has advanced to the championship game in the Women's World Cup. They will play either Japan or Sweden for the world soccer championship. The American women last won the championship in 1999.
 
In terms of pedigree, history, and salary - as well as recent trips to baseball's annual Midsummer Classic - Vance Worley might not belong in the same sentence as Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, and Cole Hamels.
But the 23-year-old righthander continues to match the Phillies all-stars pitch-for-pitch.
Worley worked more of his magic on Friday night, allowing just three hits and one run in 51/3 innings as the Phillies opened the second half of the season with a 7-2 win over the New York Mets in front of a crowd of 37,304 at Citi Field.
John Mayberry Jr. drove in five runs, and Raul Ibanez cracked his 13th home run and made a diving catch as the team with the best record in baseball picked up where it left off before the all-star break.
"He's got a chance to be pretty good," Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said of Worley. "He's big and strong, stronger than you think. He competes. He stays after it. He likes to pitch."
On a warm night in Queens, Worley struggled a bit with his command and appeared to tire in the sixth. He walked four, including two in the sixth when the Mets loaded the bases and Manuel went to the bullpen.
Worley was replaced by Juan Perez, a lefthander who squelched the Mets' hopes for a big rally. Perez struck out Scott Hairston on a wild pitch that allowed a run to score and retired Ronny Paulino on a groundout to end the inning.
"I definitely wanted to finish that inning off," Worley said.
The Phillies (58-34) also got a boost from the return of reliever Ryan Madson, the once-and-future closer who was activated from the disabled list before the game. Madson, who had been out with a bruise on his throwing hand since June 19, worked a perfect seventh inning, striking out two.
Manuel said that Madson would pitch in the seventh or eighth inning for a couple of games before reclaiming his role as the team's closer.
"I felt normal," said Madson, who hit 96 m.p.h. on the radar gun on one fastball.
Mayberry was the night's hitting star, delivering a two-run single in the second inning and a three-run double that broke open the game in the eighth.
"It was great to be able to come up with runners on a couple of times and even better to come up with a couple of hits," Mayberry said.
Worley has seized the No. 4 spot in the rotation in the absence of the team's projected fourth ace, injured righthander Roy Oswalt. Worley improved to 5-1 and lowered his ERA to 2.15 with another strong performance against the punchless Mets.
Worley also extended a Halladay-esque - as well as Lee-like and Hamels-ian - stretch in which he has allowed just three earned runs in his last five starts for the Phillies, over 301/3 innings.
Including four starts for the triple-A Lehigh Valley IronPigs, Worley has surrendered just 31 hits and six earned runs in his last nine outings, over 551/3 innings.
Since allowing eight runs (five earned) in three innings in a 9-5 loss to the Mets at Citi Field on May 29, Worley has been carving his way through triple-A and major-league lineups alike.
The one thing he hasn't done that compares with the established aces in the Phillies' rotation is pitch deep into games. His longest outing was seven innings, and he did not finish the sixth on Friday night.
"That's a matter of time," Manuel said of Worley's pitching deep into games. "He's got that kind of talent."
Although the first four batters in the lineup went a combined 1 for 17, the Phillies got a big lift from Ibanez (two hits, two runs), Carlos Ruiz (two hits, two runs), and Mayberry.
"He did the hitting tonight," Manuel said of Mayberry.
The Phillies bunched a walk, three singles and an RBI groundout by Worley off Mets starter R.A. Dickey to take a 3-0 lead in the second.
With one out, Ibanez continued his hot hitting with an infield single. Ruiz followed with a single, and Domonic Brown walked to load the bases.
 
Good post, Lewis.

Meanwhile, our Phillies are three and a half games in phirst, with the best record in baseball.

But the BIG news is:

The US and Japanese women's soccer teams are tied at 1-1 for the world championship, and it looks like overtime will be necessary.
 
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