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The Ophicial Philadelphia Philles Phanatics Thread

Our Phillies were beating the Giants 8-2 when the Giants pitcher deliberately hit the Phillies batter with the ball. Both benches jumped into the ensuing fight, but they didn't fight each other. Everybody was trying to separate the pitcher and batter, who were on the ground pounding away at each other.

The Phillies went on to win 9-2.
 
Pur Phillies are 7 1/2 games in phirst place, but the BIG news is:

Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano allowed five home runs last night before deliberately throwing the ball at the batter. Ejected from the game, he cleaned out his locker and announced that he is retiring. An hour after the game was over, the Cubs announced: "We will respect his wishes."

With he Cubs in next-to-last place, I don't think anybody will miss him. Will you?
 
My last thread dealt with Carlos Zambrano, the Chicago Cubs pitcher who quit the team in a rage after being ejected from a game. He wanted to return the next day, but the Cubs suspended him for thirty days. They announced this week that after he returns, he will sit on the bench for the rest of the season.
 
Our Phillies are 11 games in phirst place!

Their magic number is "9," which means that any combination of nine Phillies wins and Braves losses clinches the division for them.
 
The Fillies are a good team and might continue to win until they run into Tim Wakefield and the Boston Red Sox.

Or the Arizona Diamondbacks.
 
elijah23 said:
The Fillies are a good team and might continue to win until they run into Tim Wakefield and the Boston Red Sox.

Or the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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They'll continue to win until the phinish the World Series.
 
Our Phillies are going to the play-offs!

With a twelve-game lead, they have clinched a wild card spot. One more win, and they will clinch their division.

See you at the World Series!
 
Our Phillies are NUMBER WON!

For the phiphth straight year, they have won the National League East. Now they have to win the play-ophs, so they can go on to win the World Series.
 
Stepping over to football for a moment, I'd like to present Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith and Falcons player Dunta Robinson with the "Sports Jerks of the Week" award.

It's hard to believe that anyone could be a bigger jerk than Dunta Robinson, who deliberately rammed a Philadelphia Eagles player with his helmet and got a fine. But Falcons coach Mike Smith has what it takes, telling reporters "That's the way we teach it."
 
Every division has a guaranteed winner. Our Phillies will be going to the play-offs against the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Milwaukee Brewers.

The New York Yankees, Detroit Tigers, and the Texas Rangers will slug it out for the American League pennant.

No one has clinched a wild card spot yet.
 
It's all settled until we reach the play-offs. With their .630 average, the Phillies are the only team higher than .600.
 
sniff

It's not fair.


sniff

They never let us win the World Series.


sniff
 
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