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The Ophicial Philadelphia Philles Phanatics Thread
- Thread starter Vince
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The big news in sports yesterday occurred when a teen-ager jumped onto the field during the Phillies game and started running around. Ignoring orders from police and security to stop, he was finally shot with a tazer, an electric stun gun that does no permanent damage.
The boy's father objects that he is a good boy and was already enrolled in college for next year. Others object that the police could not have known that, and they could not be sure that he was not carrying a weapon.
The Phillies have publicly informed the police that they want to discuss future uses of tazers on fans. The Philadelphia Police commissioner has publicly stated that the officer used the tazer in accordance with legal guidelines. The Internal Affairs department of the Philadelphia Police Department is investigating the incident.
The boy's father objects that he is a good boy and was already enrolled in college for next year. Others object that the police could not have known that, and they could not be sure that he was not carrying a weapon.
The Phillies have publicly informed the police that they want to discuss future uses of tazers on fans. The Philadelphia Police commissioner has publicly stated that the officer used the tazer in accordance with legal guidelines. The Internal Affairs department of the Philadelphia Police Department is investigating the incident.
Blazin Bones
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I would not be complete opposed to all Phillies phans being tazed. 
Might wake them to their senses.
Might wake them to their senses.Dude named Louis
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Blazin Bones said:I would not be complete opposed to all Phillies phans being tazed.
YDTM Bones!
Blazin Bones
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DnL, how's this for some math.
Yankees World Championships > Phillies World Championships = Yankees greater than Phillies.
Yankees World Championships > Phillies World Championships = Yankees greater than Phillies.
Blazin Bones
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18 wins - 8 losses = 10 Games over .500 / Yankees
15 wins - 11 losses = 4 games over .500 / Phillies
10 games over .500 > 4 games over .500 = Yankees > Phillies
Sorry my math is correct Vince. First place is nice, but the record shows my team is playing better = my team is better.
15 wins - 11 losses = 4 games over .500 / Phillies
10 games over .500 > 4 games over .500 = Yankees > Phillies
Sorry my math is correct Vince. First place is nice, but the record shows my team is playing better = my team is better.
The Phillies and the Cardinals are scoreless at the top of the fourth inning, but the BIG news in Philadelphia sports is:
The governor of Pennsylvania has criticized the police for tasering a teen-ager who ran onto the field, but most professional athletes and coaches applaud the move.
And the Phillies have announced that in the future, their own security guards will apprehend fans who run onto the field and take them to the police. The police will be called onto the field only when they feel that force is necessary.
The problem here is that many security guards are large men who can't run too fast.
The governor of Pennsylvania has criticized the police for tasering a teen-ager who ran onto the field, but most professional athletes and coaches applaud the move.
And the Phillies have announced that in the future, their own security guards will apprehend fans who run onto the field and take them to the police. The police will be called onto the field only when they feel that force is necessary.
The problem here is that many security guards are large men who can't run too fast.
The Phillies have won again, but the BIG news in sports:
Lastings Milledge of the Pittsburgh Pirates was at bat with bases loaded. He smashed a Grand Slam Home Run out of the park. Fireworks went off as the announcer broadcast that he had hit it out of the park. A triumphant Milledge trotted around the field---and was tagged out.
The ball had hit the top of the wall and bounced back into the field.
Lastings Milledge of the Pittsburgh Pirates was at bat with bases loaded. He smashed a Grand Slam Home Run out of the park. Fireworks went off as the announcer broadcast that he had hit it out of the park. A triumphant Milledge trotted around the field---and was tagged out.
The ball had hit the top of the wall and bounced back into the field.
Thursday, 6 May 2010
PHILADELPHIA - The Philadelphia Phillies organization hoping to ward off dozens of more fans running onto the field during Phillies baseball games has decided to schedule a "Taser Night."
Julie Carolina Fiffenbacker, 51, a spokesperson for the Phillies organization said that the event will be held during the next Phillies-Dodgers game.
During the seventh inning stretch, any fans who wish to can run onto the field where they will be chased by a group of 20 Phillies security guards armed with taser guns. The fans will be systematically tasered.
The last fan to get tasered will be the winner of "Taser Night" and he or she will then receive season's tickets for the 2011 Philadelphia Phillies season, a 52-inch big screen TV, $500 in McDonald's Big Mac gift certificates, and a date with Philadelphia native Kate Gosselin (or in lieu of the date $50 cash).
APRIL FOOLS!
PHILADELPHIA - The Philadelphia Phillies organization hoping to ward off dozens of more fans running onto the field during Phillies baseball games has decided to schedule a "Taser Night."
Julie Carolina Fiffenbacker, 51, a spokesperson for the Phillies organization said that the event will be held during the next Phillies-Dodgers game.
During the seventh inning stretch, any fans who wish to can run onto the field where they will be chased by a group of 20 Phillies security guards armed with taser guns. The fans will be systematically tasered.
The last fan to get tasered will be the winner of "Taser Night" and he or she will then receive season's tickets for the 2011 Philadelphia Phillies season, a 52-inch big screen TV, $500 in McDonald's Big Mac gift certificates, and a date with Philadelphia native Kate Gosselin (or in lieu of the date $50 cash).
APRIL FOOLS!
Blazin Bones
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The Yanks have lost 2 in a row. am I worried, nope. Still a better record than the Phils.
For those who do not understand Blazing Bones' correct perception of reality:
Both leagues contain three divisions. The Yankees have the second best record in baseball, but they are in the same division as the team with the best record. Therefor, the Yankees are in second place.
The Phillies have not done as well as the Yankees, but they are #1 in their division.
And last night, for the second day in a row, the Phillies won, and the Yankees lost.
Both leagues contain three divisions. The Yankees have the second best record in baseball, but they are in the same division as the team with the best record. Therefor, the Yankees are in second place.
The Phillies have not done as well as the Yankees, but they are #1 in their division.
And last night, for the second day in a row, the Phillies won, and the Yankees lost.