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Taking the time to pray? Christ is the answer in times of need
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Tired of all the political strife and infighting?
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Depending upon the Holy Spirit for all you do?
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How are famous preachers sometimes effected by sin?
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The Ramble On thread
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Blazin Bones
Member
It's more the principle of the matter...I'm the one who issues ... "The Chair".
Caroline H
Member
sheshisown said:Aaand in the corner to my right is our favorite ... Let's hear a rousing round of applause for ... The Chairanator !!!
Weighing in at a hefty 1000 pounds ... and sporting his black leather. In private interviews prior to the fight~ Turn the favorite's manager told us in confidence that The Chairanator has been in extensive training~ lifting and spinning half the smiley's on the West coast. :silly: :turn-l: :smt048 :smt088 :smt089 :smt101 :smt120
Until none of his opponents know if they are coming or going anymore! :scatter:
This looks like a daunting fight for the chair bashing smiley with the evil glare! :smt090
Turn and his maniacle machine are ready to FIGHT!
We pause for station identification ... momentarily.
:
: Fight! Fight! FIGHT!
Lol, I love it
Blazin Bones
Member
sheshisown said:Aaand in the corner to my right is our favorite ... Let's hear a rousing round of applause for ... The Chairanator !!!
Weighing in at a hefty 1000 pounds ... and sporting his black leather. In private interviews prior to the fight~ Turn the favorite's manager told us in confidence that The Chairanator has been in extensive training~ lifting and spinning half the smiley's on the West coast. :silly: :turn-l: :smt048 :smt088 :smt089 :smt101 :smt120
Until none of his opponents know if they are coming or going anymore! :scatter:
This looks like a daunting fight for the chair bashing smiley with the evil glare! :smt090
Turn and his maniacle machine are ready to FIGHT!
We pause for station identification ... momentarily.
Is my Chair Smiley really that much of an underdog?
Carol Lowery
Member
OH MY GOSH.....you guys are to funny. I've laughed so hard on these last 3 pages, I need "The Chair" now please. Does it have a potty in it Tim? I've laughed so hard at you guys that the tears were just rolling. Man I love this ramble on thread, it sure was a great idea!
Hey I got to say for some reason I was craving a soft drink and a friend bought a 2 liter Pepsi and I had a big phat juicey ice pepsi, (two glasses matter of fact) and man it was really good. Even felt good to let out a big ole belch!!!!! yalsaaaa it was good. That Pepsi was pretty awesome tasting even with the belch. :smt118
But I got to stick to my guns on the green tea :smt066
Kudos HIM
Carol <><
Hey I got to say for some reason I was craving a soft drink and a friend bought a 2 liter Pepsi and I had a big phat juicey ice pepsi, (two glasses matter of fact) and man it was really good. Even felt good to let out a big ole belch!!!!! yalsaaaa it was good. That Pepsi was pretty awesome tasting even with the belch. :smt118
But I got to stick to my guns on the green tea :smt066
Kudos HIM
Carol <><
Blazin Bones
Member
handy said:This match brought to you by
Now back to the show!
Dora, Such an incredible Post has inspired me to write a post of true Rambleness. I mean what can be better than an event sponsored by Pepsi. If the Olympics were sponsored by Pepsi, it would be held in heaven and not China. If Pepsi sponsored research for the cure for cancer, then cancer would have been eliminated and found to be caused by drinking Coke. If Pepsi sponsored a political campaign, we'd elect a true leader instead of these Coca Cola wannabe's. Pepsi is truly the ultimate Sponsor.
Why you might ask? I'd be glad to tell you. Pepsi is great tasting, and so the things it sponsored should also leave a great taste in our minds and hearts. Pepsi is better chilled, which we all know some of our recent politicians could use a good chilling out. Pepsi is also better than Coke when it's hot, and so Pepsi could inspire true leaders who stand for what's right, like a good Pepsi, and doesn't let down there people on a daily basis like Coke.
Pepsi is the best soft drink because it's patriotic too. You don't see coke sporting any blue, just red and white. Meanwhile Pepsi supports the USA not only by it's colors but also with patirotic cans. Pepsi is better because it attempted to add to the Christmas Spirit a few years back with it's Holiday spice. Coke only responded by returning to glass bottles, which we all know were made to really throw at Pepsi drinkers.
MY FRIENDS!!! Pepsi is the number 1 Cola, and worthy of true greatness!
I'm Timothy Hegerich and I approve this message...unless you are one of those angry Coke drinkers who is about to chuck one of those glass bottles at my head!
God Bless America!
Blazin Bones
Member
Good Job pepsi. Now we need Mello Yello taken out by Mountain Dew.
Carol Lowery
Member
I vote Dewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Oh I got a quick story about the DEW.....My niece's fiancee went to light my smig (when I smoked) tehe he ha that was neat to say. Anyway, for some reason when he flicked his Bic at my face to lite the ole smig, I yelled DEWWWWWWWWW. I know it was weird, never made that sound for anything else...it was funny at the time. But of course, it's added to one of those things that no one lets you live down at family gatherings. Along with accidently shoving a straw up my nose when I went to drink my ice tea, I wasn't use to using a straw thank-you. Or the Bar-b-que grilled chicken I cooked and my friend remarking that she didn't know we were having blackin chicken.
OK, anyone else have bloopers they have to live with living them down? You know have a good laugh at your expense?: Come on guys........spill it!!!
Kudos HIM,
carolpsalm 91 <><
OK, anyone else have bloopers they have to live with living them down? You know have a good laugh at your expense?
: Come on guys........spill it!!!Kudos HIM,
carolpsalm 91 <><
Blazin Bones
Member
Who in their right mind would spill a Mountain Dew?
Carol Lowery
Member
uh huh I see how you're going be Tim......tight lipped. Spill Dew? Never!!! Spill you guts on life bloopers........YES! Come on I can't be the only one who accidently shoved a straw up my nose drinking ice tea....not use to using a straw.....we just gulp it down here in the Carolinas.
Come on guys..... Hey I even tripped backwards over my grandbaby and my butt fell into the kitchen trash can and my butt got wedged in and I couldn't get out cause my legs were in the air and I couldn't touch the floor and had to scream for my hubby (who was asleep) for him to get me out. I can't be the only weirdo here.....can I? Or maybe no one here is as brave as I am.....or stupid.:
Kudos HIM,
Carol
And the polls for the Dew........BOGUS!! :smt018 BOOOOO! And a raspberry too!!!!! :smt019
Come on guys..... Hey I even tripped backwards over my grandbaby and my butt fell into the kitchen trash can and my butt got wedged in and I couldn't get out cause my legs were in the air and I couldn't touch the floor and had to scream for my hubby (who was asleep) for him to get me out. I can't be the only weirdo here.....can I? Or maybe no one here is as brave as I am.....or stupid.
: Kudos HIM,
Carol
And the polls for the Dew........BOGUS!! :smt018 BOOOOO! And a raspberry too!!!!! :smt019
handy
Member
Carol, if you haven't already done so, you should equip your family members with a video camera. It sounds as though you have many $10,000 'moments'. :-D
When my daughter was still little, about 3 or 4, we didn't have my son yet and my husband had to work late nights. So mommy and daughter would be home alone a lot. We'd snuggle on the couch and either read or watch TV. Now, I need to say that I love broccoli. I like to eat it raw with a slaw dressing. It's one of my favorite veggies. However, if I eat too much raw broccoli, it has this 'effect' on me. It causes me to well . . :x . . how to say this delicately . .ummm. . .have 'wind'.
Anyway, we had eaten raw broccoli for dinner one night, and later my little girl and I were snuggled together on the couch watching TV. Then, because of the broccoli, I...you know....
: .
My little girl immedidately jumped up and looked out the window behind us. Her eyes were as big as saucers and she said, "Momma, there's a BIG bear out there! I heard it growling!"
When my daughter was still little, about 3 or 4, we didn't have my son yet and my husband had to work late nights. So mommy and daughter would be home alone a lot. We'd snuggle on the couch and either read or watch TV. Now, I need to say that I love broccoli. I like to eat it raw with a slaw dressing. It's one of my favorite veggies. However, if I eat too much raw broccoli, it has this 'effect' on me. It causes me to well . . :x . . how to say this delicately . .ummm. . .have 'wind'.
Anyway, we had eaten raw broccoli for dinner one night, and later my little girl and I were snuggled together on the couch watching TV. Then, because of the broccoli, I...you know....
: .My little girl immedidately jumped up and looked out the window behind us. Her eyes were as big as saucers and she said, "Momma, there's a BIG bear out there! I heard it growling!"
Blazin Bones
Member
I'm just not a guy with too many funny moments...in my eyes. Now, to Caroline, I'm a clown.
Carol Lowery
Member
Oh my gosh girl, me and my God son laughed ourselves stupid. That is really a good one. That's a classic blooper! Awesome! Well I got to say my hubby bought me a little Sony camcorder, and believe me it has it's blackmail moments, along with the digital camera my best friend got me too. Bad thing....I've had my camera used against me. LOL
If bloopers were a dime a dozen in this house, I'd be a very rich person. But when you live with a bunch of comedians.....laughing never ceases in this house. And it doesn't help to have a real comedian in the family Rich Hall..onion world....you may have heard of him. Rich has been on Saturday Night Live, Johnny Carlson etc. etc. He now lives in London, has for a few years now, but thinking about buying another 100 acre farm back out in Montana for travel/business reasons again. So of course it just comes naturally in this family to be a bunch of laughinng monkeys.
I got another one.... My granddaughter is 3 1/2 now and she's a real pistola. I have to have her surgically remove at least 3 times a week. She gave me my "grandparent" name of "Gah Gah". Well my hubby works at night so she likes to sleep with me....I think it's just the temperpedic she likes. LOL But anyway she wakes up in the morning and she wakes me by playing with my hair. So as I open my eyes she sits up and slams her hand over my mouth and says: Gah Gah you got a booger in your nose and just as quick as lighting she shoves her little finger up my nose and yells Gah Gah don't eat it. "like I do anyway" but I grabbed her wrist and said Butterbean that's where I draw the line you little chimpanzee.
And I want to know why with moments like that......where's the camcorder when you need it? It never happens when you got it with you.
Come on guys......is Dora and I the only brave ones here? Come on......spill it!! No Tim, not the Dew.
Kudos HIM,
Carol
If bloopers were a dime a dozen in this house, I'd be a very rich person. But when you live with a bunch of comedians.....laughing never ceases in this house. And it doesn't help to have a real comedian in the family Rich Hall..onion world....you may have heard of him. Rich has been on Saturday Night Live, Johnny Carlson etc. etc. He now lives in London, has for a few years now, but thinking about buying another 100 acre farm back out in Montana for travel/business reasons again. So of course it just comes naturally in this family to be a bunch of laughinng monkeys.
I got another one.... My granddaughter is 3 1/2 now and she's a real pistola. I have to have her surgically remove at least 3 times a week. She gave me my "grandparent" name of "Gah Gah". Well my hubby works at night so she likes to sleep with me....I think it's just the temperpedic she likes. LOL But anyway she wakes up in the morning and she wakes me by playing with my hair. So as I open my eyes she sits up and slams her hand over my mouth and says: Gah Gah you got a booger in your nose and just as quick as lighting she shoves her little finger up my nose and yells Gah Gah don't eat it. "like I do anyway" but I grabbed her wrist and said Butterbean that's where I draw the line you little chimpanzee.
And I want to know why with moments like that......where's the camcorder when you need it? It never happens when you got it with you.
Come on guys......is Dora and I the only brave ones here? Come on......spill it!! No Tim, not the Dew.
Kudos HIM,
Carol
turnorburn
Member
handy said:...over the land of the free....and the home..of the...brave!!!!!!!
Round 2:
Wow, Pepsi slams Coke with a killer right...Coke is down, Coke is down...5.4.3.2.1.
PEPSI KO'S COKE in the 2nd!!!!!!
(and didn't even need a chair! :P )
Somebody say the "Chair"
turnorburn
Member
Carol Lowery said:uh huh I see how you're going be Tim......tight lipped. Spill Dew? Never!!! Spill you guts on life bloopers........YES! Come on I can't be the only one who accidently shoved a straw up my nose drinking ice tea....not use to using a straw.....we just gulp it down here in the Carolinas.
Come on guys..... Hey I even tripped backwards over my grandbaby and my butt fell into the kitchen trash can and my butt got wedged in and I couldn't get out cause my legs were in the air and I couldn't touch the floor and had to scream for my hubby (who was asleep) for him to get me out. I can't be the only weirdo here.....can I? Or maybe no one here is as brave as I am.....or stupid.
Kudos HIM,
Carol
And the polls for the Dew........BOGUS!! :smt018 BOOOOO! And a raspberry too!!!!! :smt019
Carol did you say Raspberry??
Carol Lowery
Member
That is so cute!!!!!!! Excellent raspberry. Got a good laugh on that. It's funny how my family is getting a kick out of these post. The say we're not the only ones that are crazy...we're not alone. LOL So now they ask, you going to check the post? Sometimes I feel like a got a bunch of towering trees standing around me. :
Kudos HIM,
carol <><
:Kudos HIM,
carol <><