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dirtfarmer said:
hello Wondering, dirtrfarmer here
I accept the invitation, but 10 minutes before the meeting someone will have to remind me that I am a club member. My schedule is sleep from 8pm to 8 am, wake up to eat, then back to sleep till 12 noon wake up eat. then back to sleep till 5pm eat and then bath time with all my floaties in the tub. I really like my rubber yellow duckies. I play with them until 7:30 pm then I dry off amd put my jammies on and back to bed.
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Oh, on 2nd thought, don't worry about the bottomless pits.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Remember, you need to ask Ralph before you go getting interested in one of his ladies.
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Hey Jethro, you would have loved it today.
I'm in the dentist chair and someone starts yelling, I couldn'r make out what they were saying.
But they were getting loud and no one was doing anything about it.
So I stretched my head to look out the doorway and I saw a big cage with a big old parrot in it.
The story is he's been there for 27 years, talks up a storm when he wants, and just starts yelling when he want s attention.
So I went to his cage and started talking softly to him, and he went silent, looked at me, and listened.
It was the cutest thing.
As I was checking out, he started yelling again and the people in the waiting room thought someone was being tortured really bad.
The receptionist says she has to tell people all the time it's the parrot, not to worry.
 
dirtfarmer said:
hello Wondering, dirtrfarmer here
I accept the invitation, but 10 minutes before the meeting someone will have to remind me that I am a club member. My schedule is sleep from 8pm to 8 am, wake up to eat, then back to sleep till 12 noon wake up eat. then back to sleep till 5pm eat and then bath time with all my floaties in the tub. I really like my rubber yellow duckies. I play with them until 7:30 pm then I dry off amd put my jammies on and back to bed.
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:hysterical

Sounds like a great schedule to me.
Nothing there I'd care to disagree with.
I believe you'll fit right in.
No need to ring the bell,
Just walk right in when the meetings start.
 
wondering said:
:hysterical

Sounds like a great schedule to me.
Nothing there I'd care to disagree with.
I believe you'll fit right in.
No need to ring the bell,
Just walk right in when the meetings start.
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hello Wondering, dirtfarmer here

I am glad that I don't have to ring the bell, that would mean that I would have to arise. By the way, is it ok if I bring my bed, that way if there is a long winded speaker I can sleep without my head bouncing like a basketball.
 
Rollo Tamasi said:
Ralph and Jethro are two of the power people of the forum.
They have great power like you wouldn't believe with everyone.
Except for me.
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hello Rollo Tamasi, dirtfarmer here

Do you think that maybe they rolled the stone away from the tomb since the are very powerful?
 
dirtfarmer said:
hello Wondering, dirtfarmer here

I am glad that I don't have to ring the bell, that would mean that I would have to arise. By the way, is it ok if I bring my bed, that way if there is a long winded speaker I can sleep without my head bouncing like a basketball.
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Heaven forbid you should have to arise. You'll find that there are no arisers at these meetings.
Go ahead and bring your bed if it makes you feel more comfortable - we insist.
However, I can assure you without any doubt that there will be no long winded speakers there.
We don't allow them through the front door - so no fear of a bouncing head.
You're safe with us.

Wondering
 
dirtfarmer said:
hello Rollo Tamasi, dirtfarmer here

Do you think that maybe they rolled the stone away from the tomb since the are very powerful?
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Stick with me dirt farmer.
I have an in with Ralph's cat.

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wondering said:
Heaven forbid you should have to arise. You'll find that there are no arisers at these meetings.
Go ahead and bring your bed if it makes you feel more comfortable - we insist.
However, I can assure you without any doubt that there will be no long winded speakers there.
We don't allow them through the front door - so no fear of a bouncing head.
You're safe with us.

Wondering
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What are you, some kind of a weirdo?
Yeah, that's what you are, a weirdo!
 
wondering said:
Heaven forbid you should have to arise. You'll find that there are no arisers at these meetings.
Go ahead and bring your bed if it makes you feel more comfortable - we insist.
However, I can assure you without any doubt that there will be no long winded speakers there.
We don't allow them through the front door - so no fear of a bouncing head.
You're safe with us.

Wondering
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hello Wondering, dirtfarmer here

It's good to know, no long winded speakers. The last time I was in a "long-winded" meeting, when it was over, I looked like a crooked-necked squash; leaning to one side and 17 bump-lumps all over my head.
 
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