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Who ever gets the last Word

Read the following phrase out loud:

Who tied my tie? Who untied my tie? Who dye-tied my dye-tied tie?

Repeat it until you have it memorized by heart.

Go to a charismatic church, stand up in the middle of the service, and shout it out.

See if someone gets up to interpret.
 
you know since I"m a moderator I could just lock this thread and keep posting myself, so I would watch it yoiu two! :D

and I'm winning! :lol
 
Lock the thread so you can win? How very unsporting!

A man and his young son went to church, and when they came out the father was complaining that the service was too long, the preacher was no good, and the singing was off-key.

Finally the little boy said, "Daddy, I thought it was pretty good for a dime."
 
Vince said:
Lock the thread so you can win? How very unsporting!

A man and his young son went to church, and when they came out the father was complaining that the service was too long, the preacher was no good, and the singing was off-key.

Finally the little boy said, "Daddy, I thought it was pretty good for a dime."


:biglol funny
hey nick, i think im still winning......... cheater lol
 
I started a thread similar to this one on another forum, and someone posted this:

This thread will die eventually. But when is the question soon or will the death of the forums.
 
I think this thread has been going since 2005. This will be the 2255th post I think.

How epic!


and i'm winning again! :D
 
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