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Who ever gets the last Word

:waving I found this gem while preparing for a speech tonight!

“Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.â€

George Bernard Shaw~



Pretty good for an agnostic... :)
 
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the recall campaign
 
"If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?"

Sadaam Hussein, when US interrogators offered him a glass of water.
 
"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth."

Former California Gov. Gray Davis, during the recall campaign
 
Look, Fellows, I don't mind the fact that you couldn't outquote Donald Rumsfeld (Nobody can). But you've got to do better than this.

"You've done a nice job decorating the White House." —Pop star Jessica Simpson, upon being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton while touring the White House
 
(sniff) Notre Dame has announced that their football team won't be playing in a bowl game this year. That removes my favorite team.






No, not Notre Dame! The team that was going to play against them is my favorite team.
 
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