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Who ever gets the last Word

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Not necessarily lol.
The computer that I have now is actually an older model that was handed down to my family by my step-grandfather.
 
Man, I used to be on the cutting edge of technology. But now that I'm retired, I have to stay with XP.
 
JeffShott said:
I don't know much about this computer..
It's an emachine.

You know, for a while they actually had high customer satisfaction.
 
Vince said:
JeffShott said:
I don't know much about this computer..
It's an emachine.

You know, for a while they actually had high customer satisfaction.

Well, now I know :salute

I got a haircut yesterday.. It's back to being above my eyebrows.
 
Thought I'd pop in since the hill is dead at the moment. :)
 
Vince said:
Nick! You're an Anglican?
Yes. But click on the sig link. The Sydney Dioces is different to the Anglican church in England today, which has strayed from the Bible.
 
Okay, Guys, here's the plan. We've already gotten Nick off the hill. Now, we've got to get him down to the billybong, and then...
 
Not so fast Vince...


and I still have the hill btw.

I have the hill AND the word. :)
 
Then, at the billybong, we all start singing, "Shall We Gather at the River," and then...
 
Nick joins us at the billybong, and Vince calls out. "Now let's sing 'Shall We Gather at the River.' "I don't know that song." protests Nick. "I'm Anglican!" And then...
 
A crowd of helpful Baptists gather around Nick. "Here, we'll help you," they say helpfully, and then...
 
As he is a Baptist, Jeff joins the crowd and puts his hand reassuringly onto Nick's shoulder, and then...
 
Being helpful, friendly people, the helpful friendly Baptists helpfully hoist Nick onto their shoulders in a friendly manner. Singing "Shall We Gather at the River," they march into the billybong and shove Nick under the water.

Vince starts preaching. Fortunately, Jeff, being a Baptist, has seen this happen before, and he helpfully pulls Nick up from under the water before it is too late. Nick is about to say something, but Jeff warns him not to. "Some of these guys say that you have to go under three times, and if you start something they'll say that one time wasn't enough."

The baptism is followed by a huge dinner of Southern fried chicken, like they used to do in the Book of Acts, and even Nick is happy.
 
Ahh, but I'm already baptised and confirmed Anglican, and even that can out-power a batpist 3x submersion. :D
 
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