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youre banned!

Johnny, you're banned for having a ban list that is too long for us to keep track of.

Banned for not being able to keep track of what other people are banning other people for and therefore not knowing why you're banning other people that you're banning.
 
Banned for not being able to keep track of what other people are banning other people for and therefore not knowing why you're banning other people that you're banning.

Banned for using too many variations of the word "ban."

I used two formes - "banned" and "banning". You used two forms "banned" and "ban".

You're banned for banning me for using to many forms of the word "ban", while at the same time using the same number of forms and not banning yourself for using a bannable number of ban-based words.
 
Theofilus, you're banned for spending too much time figuring out how to keep track of what other people are banning other people for and therefore not knowing why you're banning other people that you're banning.
 
youre banned , because while your focus and attension was on Theofilus, jason slipped through the net,

so ill have to ban jason to, for not having hair. on the soles of his feet johnny
 
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