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youre banned!

:eyelid

Theofilus is Banned for having the ugliest horse avatar I have ever seen.

Not only that it has rabbit ears too!
 
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:eyelid

Theofilus is Banned for having the ugliest horse avatar I have ever seen.

Not only that it has rabbit ears too!

You are banned for making too many mistakes in one post.

  1. It's not ugly, it's cute.
  2. It's not a horse, but a donkey
  3. They're not rabbit ears, but donkey ears.
 
maybe he is waiting for a polar shift, to take him there, all change for theofilus, an insight into what goes on in his mind, banned for selecting a smaller brain and confounding us all.
 
Now you have an avatar of a turkey! You're banned for confusing me!

That's Tux, the penguin. He's the Linux mascot and, as you can see, is about to swat the Windoze mascot. He is also standing on a globe, indicating world domination.
 
You're banned for thinking I'm no more than my avatar, since it's only my avatar that has changed.
 
Theofilus, you're banned for propagating that decades-old myth about how Linux is going to take over the world. Nobody can defeat Bill Gates! Nobody!
 
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