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  • Knock knock? I saw a crack on the door! You really wrecked the door. Go get a doctor and repair my door. In case your knuckle is broken...I have a carpenter to help get it repaired.
    It is a good phone:thumbsup
    Had the problem continued I could have asked you to smash it on the floor. Doing so fixes phone problems.;)

    The SITE is slow at times. I often enable 3G when am here, and on mobile phone. It speeds up everything.

    Nokia remains the best phone.
    Isn't that amazing? lol

    Two friends traveled to the States for a seminar, a Japanese and a British. On their way back they had a fatal accident. Each person's tongue was cut. They were hurriedly taken to the nearest hospital. In order to save their lives the doctor hurriedly stiched back their tongues.

    He had made a mistake. He switched tongues, giving the Japanese the british man's tongue and the British the Japanese's man's tongue.

    After some days they received complete healing. Then the brothers of both people visited.

    "How are you, my brother?" asked the British man to the brother.

    The brother replied: "Watashi wa genkidesu. Arigat¨*gozaimasu. Kami wa watashi o sukutta"

    The Japanese also said to the brother:
    "Ogenkidesuka?"
    And the brother said:
    "I am fine. Thank you."

    Both visitors were exceedingly amazed saying in a whisper: how did that happen:lol
    I like the idea of your Four word story thread; not sure if my contributions flow so easily, though; all it takes is for a clumsy poster to spoil a thread; I guess. (One of my threads seemed to go off at a tangent, recently.) Blessings.
    Yes; the order from Jews to Gentiles was from Jerusalem, then to Samaria, then to the uttermost parts of the earth. And the Gospel is still going forward, and will do so, until the Rapture.
    lol
    That's cool:thumbsup
    I like jokes and stuff that make me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh until I cry.
    Thanks:):)
    I am particularly glad to have you, too. CF.net is elated to have you as one of the newest members.


    In the presence of the Lord there is fullness of JOY
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