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  1. Paul1965

    Jokes and Humour: The works of satan

    I bet you saw the title and thought, "oh no! Paul's lost it and is going on a rant that we shouldn't laugh" Nope, it's not that type of thread..instead I thought we could use a bit of humour to show satan for the evil loser he is. After all, various groups under satans guidance mock our Lord...
  2. Paul1965

    Any atheist jokes?

    There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?" Many times while she was praying, he would go to her...
  3. Paul1965

    Daffynitions

    politics: the parrot has a twitch / the parrot has a watch / bomb
  4. Paul1965

    Daffynitions

    We used to send our apprentices to the hardware shop down the road to buy a box of welding sparks. The guy that owned the shop was great and used to ask them "you want blue or yellow/" then they'd walk back and ask us and we'd tell em we needed orange...and yes...when I was an apprentice I fell...
  5. Paul1965

    Taking medz for mental state

    God creates all things. He creates the researchers, scientists, doctors and chemists. He creates their brain and blesses them with the gift of knowledge and intelligence to find cures and treatments for illnesses. He then leads us to a physician or therapist etc who diagnoses the malady and...
  6. Paul1965

    The New Funny Pics Thread - Part 2

    Like this isn't just a teen problem and like it really gets up my nose. it's like they are using like as punctuation like a full stop or like a comma
  7. Paul1965

    Do they also trouble you? Smart guys?

    New dictionaries, especially US versions will have the "accepted norm" definition of b#st#rdized English in them. It's a sad, sad, sad world for a colonial like me who speaks real English. Squirrels are pretty normal in the diet up here as are rats, frogs, crickets, locusts, snails...darn! If...
  8. Paul1965

    Do they also trouble you? Smart guys?

    2 points 1)Everyone keeps saying dumb meaning "of low intelligence / ignorant" However dumb means "unable to speak / mute" so it is a little "dumb" to call them dumb..sorry school's over :D 2) Squirrel + water + oyster sauce + soy sauce + a dash of vinegar. Add all to wok or deep skillet and...
  9. Paul1965

    Christianity and Luxury

    I agree, yet disagree. Here's my rationale. For people to be saved, they must confess their sins, repent and place their faith in our Lord Jesus Christ and confess Him as their saviour. If they physically die due to malnourishment, lack of clean water, lack of medical aid you name it, BEFORE...
  10. Paul1965

    [__ Prayer __] rededication

    Hi Nicky, welcome. What everyone before hand has already said is exactly right. He will always love you, always accept you and always forgive you. All it takes is confession, repentance and faith. If you are unsure of your own strength, it doesn't matter. It is His strength and grace that gets...
  11. Paul1965

    The New Funny Pics Thread - Part 2

    Maybe that's where Seven King got his inspiration from for "It"
  12. Paul1965

    The New Funny Pics Thread - Part 2

    The stuff nightmares are made of
  13. Paul1965

    How can they sleep at night

    I'm well aware that I will be judged according to the measure I use. However, my reaction was a knee jerk one to what it a travesty. Do i wish anyone goes to hell? No, but all of us also make choices that will ultimately save or condemn us. Me included. Regarding two sides to the story, both...
  14. Paul1965

    How can they sleep at night

    Kenneth Moch's facebook profile picture. Smile while you can Ken.........He has closed his page / made it available only to friends. i'm not surprised. I wonder how long he will have friends for... .I pray that God will bless Josh with His mercy and ease his pain either way
  15. Paul1965

    I thought this only happened in the US

    Anyone for Salem type lawyer and "touchy feely" therapist trials? Because without lawyers and the simpering set "oh you have a boo boo, blame someone else", these frivolous greed driven cases would never see the light of day. It is a sad statement of our world
  16. Paul1965

    How can they sleep at night

    They can sleep at night because they don't deny themselves sleeping medication. I'll probably get into trouble for saying it but I don't care . The decision makers and lawmakers who allow them to get away with it are heartless scum who deserve a special place in hell, suffering exactly as he is...
  17. Paul1965

    The New Funny Pics Thread - Part 2

    I call them the armchair experts....
  18. Paul1965

    Happy International Women's Day!

    Live dangerously is my motto Angel
  19. Paul1965

    Happy International Women's Day!

    I'll mark it my calendar. Father's day in Thailand is on the King's Birthday. Mother's Day on the queen's. Both are public holidays. Bars cannot open and shops cannot sell liquor. That being said a week before the events, you see shop owners stocking up on blag carry bags instead of the usual...
  20. Paul1965

    Happy International Women's Day!

    Claudya, as a question "aren't I" is the correct usage, as it becomes third person perspective. Absolute perfect grammar would be "Am I not?" but hey I'm far from perfect...being a bloke AND an Aussie n all.Besides, it sounds to posh for a roughie like me. You are correct if saying "I aren't"...
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