OK, so this is what REALLY happened on 9/11:
Bush wanted to go to war with Iraq. For the oil you know. So, instead of simply acting upon all the broken UN resolutions, he decided to orchestrate a false flag attack on American citizens. But, because we ALL know that Bush is really stupid, instead of acting upon the outrage of Americans and the rest of the world immediately after 9/11, he waits almost two years, which by this time the unity of Americans has faded back into the same old divisive politics. Plus, again, because he is really stupid, (we all know for a fact that Bush is really stupid, plus having God like powers in the United State and can act unilaterally, with no checks and balances in place), instead of setting up this ‘false flag’ as coming from Iraq, he actually picks someone from a family which he has close personal ties with, which happen to be Saudis, not Iraqis. But, this makes sense, because Bush is stupid.
OK, so now to the false flag operation: What he did was set about the lie that there were secret cells of Muslim extremist terrorists at work in the United States and that they hijacked 4 civilian jets and crashed them into each of the twin towers, the Pentagon and the 4th target was going to be another high-profile building like the Capital. However, because Bush is stupid, he doesn’t want to stick with a simple plan of just crashing planes into buildings, oh no sir, that would be way too simple. So, instead he only orders that two planes hit the Twin Towers. The other operations would work a bit differently. For Flight 77 into the Pentagon, rather than just follow the plan of having a plane hit the Pentagon, he ordered that missiles or something else, a smaller jet plane or something like that be flown into the Pentagon. What REALLY happened to Flight 77 is that...there was actually NO SUCH FLIGHT. All the passenger lists were bogus, and the people that say that they lost loved ones on that flight are actually shadow government operatives that are lying to us. Their reason for lying is because Bush not only is paying them lots of money, but we all know how charismatic and eloquent he is, and his powers of persuasion is God-like. So, he persuaded American Airlines to be in on this false flag operation, which they gladly did because...well, they must all be Republicans. So, when folks come across widows, widowers, and kids who say, my mom, dad, wife, husband, died on Flight 77, well, even though they might just look like an ordinary kid of 10 or 12, or a housewife, or a bank clerk, hey, they not, they are actually part of the shadow government under Bush’s rule and they are lying to you. As for Barbara Olsen dying, well hey, we all know she worked for FOX news and we all know that FOX news is just a Republican outfit, so yeah, they would all be in on the lie as well.
As for all that wreckage around the Pentagon that day, well, while all the busy traffic was going by, they shot the missile or small jet, or whatever into the Pentagon, and then, while no one was looking they dragged out a bunch of airplane parts, engines, not to mention human body remains and just strew them all over the lawn there at the Pentagon to make it LOOK like a jet flew into the building, because this would be so much simpler and easier to cover up than to simply fly a civilian jet into the building the way they did the Twin Towers. As for where they got the human remains, well, the families of those people must be in on the lie as well.
Same is true of the families of United Flight 93. Even though we all know that the plane really did crash, it wasn’t because, as folks on the plane called and told loved ones that it had been hijacked. Because, as we all know, no cell phone calls were made, and those folks that are saying they received calls are lying. What happened to 93 was that it was simply shot down by our government. However, because Bush is stupid, (and we all know that Bush is stupid) he doesn’t simply say that the plane was shot down, even though one of the biggest claims of those crazy conspiracy theorists is that 9/11 action by the government is suspicious for the reason that none of the flights were shot down. So, even though they did shoot a flight down, they aren’t going to admit it, even though they are being routinely criticized for NOT shooting any of the flights down. And, even though Bush is stupid, remember he does have these God-like powers that cause hundreds, if not thousands, of government workers, family members, media members (and we all know how much the media loves Bush) to go along with, and continue to perpetrate his lies.
As for the Twin Towers, yes the planes did fly into them, but they didn’t fall because of that. Knowing that simply crashing two civilian planes into the towers wouldn’t be newsworthy enough, Bush ordered those buildings to be demolished with explosives. Now, it’s true that there were an estimated 14,000 folks in the WTC Towers that morning, and strangely, not one of them saw the explosives that were set to take the buildings down, or if they did, they ignored them. Or, maybe they were all in on the hoax as well, and were willing to go into the buildings and stay there, knowing that they were going to be demolished, but since survivors would be well paid, it was worth the risk.
Now, doesn’t this all make much more sense than the official story. :wink:
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