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A Confession

What should happen to me?

  • Excommunication from the Site.

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • Declared a Saint by Pope Benedict

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • Nominated to serve as President of the United States

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • Pepsi-board Him!

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Total voters
    10
Luke 13:34 "...how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, and you were not willing."

Let this be a reminder to all of us that God's work is not finished in us, especially when we're defiant in our devotion to P... Pep... I can't even say it.

There is much rejoicing for you in Heaven, Tim! :woot2

:coke
 
My college has a Pepsi machine in the break room. However, the VP of Enrollment is a devoted Coke man and had them put Coke in the machine. So I had to buy Coke if I didn't want to leave campus.
 
I've heard about people like you, my friend: Those who seldom drink coffee. I didn't think I'd ever meet one of them, though. (I kinda thought the whole idea of non- or rarely drinking coffee people was an urban myth.)
I can't understand how some people don't drink coffee? It is like a staple part of my diet.
 
I can't understand how some people don't drink coffee? It is like a staple part of my diet.

I once asked the surgeon to put a permanent IV in my arm so I could simply mainline coffee. He laughed as he said he could understand the logic behind my request, but he said he couldn't do as I asked.
 
I can't understand how some people don't drink coffee? It is like a staple part of my diet.
Preach it, brother! I remember trying Starbucks for the first time and being amazed at how strong it was. On the cheap, we started buying Starbucks coffee in bulk at Sam's. And I gradually made mine stronger and stronger at home. I've reached the point where I use 4 full coffee scoops for 4 cups of coffee before I leave for work (twice the strength). Once in a while, I'm forced to get the real stuff from Starbucks, and it tastes like water with a hint of coffee. I have to order a quad-shot of espresso just to keep up with the potency of my home brew. Always straight black, always awesome is coffee, and then back to Diet Coke!
 
Many of you have known me for several years. I have been an on and off regular since I started college. You know that I am a man of strong character, but in an effort to show we all fall sometimes, I come publicly to make a very painful confession...









I DRINK COKE NOW! :coke
Welcome home brother. I knew it was simply a matter of time before you came to your senses. Somebody hurry and slaughter the fatted calf, it's party time! lol
 
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