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Hi Urk, you have a great personality to start a thread like this.

Here goes:

Do animals know they have to die because of man's sin?
Is that fair?

I miss Aardverk.

Proverbs 27:19, "As water reflects a face, so a man's heart reflects the man".

Sometimes I have so many things to talk about, then I forget what they are when I come online. Old age I guess.

I heard a preacher talk about drinkers and smokers, then said don't judge them, God will take care of them.

I think there are people in our churches whose needs are not being met.

These avatars are great, self expression.

If someone can figure me out, let me know.
I can't do it.
 
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allenwynne said:
Do animals know they have to die because of man's sin?
Is that fair?
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Do animals know they taste great smothered in onions, mushrooms, and butter?

Sometimes there's an upside to this sin problem.


allenwynne said:
Proverbs 27:19, "As water reflects a face, so a man's heart reflects the man".
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Sometimes the color of the water around a man reflects the man.


allenwynne said:
Sometimes I have so many things to talk about, then I forget what they are when I come online. Old age I guess.
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Sometimes I just forget I'm online.

Actually, all I have to do is pause to read one headline when I get online to completely forget why I even came online in the first place. I wish I was kidding.


allenwynne said:
These avatars are great, self expression.
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It's called our alter ego...or something like that.
 
Well, I'm obsessed with time, and even weave that into the bible, in the feasts of Yahweh. Here's two short down-to-earth videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0GqYJha1Q

(I am a "gnomonist", and you can see watching this video where that came from).

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=EPfpYfMhEOs

The best "clock hands" are the heavens, and the sundial is the shadow of our sun, the best time-keeper surpassing clocks IMO. In Christ's days, they used hemispherium sundials (I'll let y'all google that), and divided the day into 12 seasonal hours --- each day had 12 hours, not "equinoxial" hours that we use today (thus summer days have more than 12 hours and winter less than 12 hours). This is why our Lord said, "Are there not 12 hours in the day?" thus alluding to this style of sundial time-keeping before they understood the earth rotated and had an axis.
 
I'm thankful I have the ~whole~ week off from work! Though, I'm just staying home and cleaning house and stuff ... but still ... LOL :)
 
Angel said:
I like bunnies!
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Me too...they taste like chicken.

But really, I like bunnies as pets, too. My daughter had seven and eight of them over the years and I fell in love with them. Until two big dogs came into the yard and scared them to death. And anybody who knows about bunnies knows I mean 'to death". :crying
 
Today I was thinking...

We could recycle toenails...just rinse the goo off of them like we have to do for recycled laundry detergent bottles here where I live.

When you call someone at their office and the receptionist says 'they've stepped away from their desk', that means they're prolly taking a dump.

You know you're a redneck when someone tells you the right front tire on your house is low.

When someone says, "just sayin'", what they mean is I'm saying it but want to make myself believe I'm not saying it.
 
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Jethro Bodine said:
Today I was thinking...

We could recycle toenails...just rinse the goo off of them like we have to do for recycled laundry detergent bottles here where I live.

When you call someone at their office and the receptionist says 'they've stepped away from their desk', that means they're prolly taking a dump.

You know you're a redneck when someone tells you the right front tire on your house is low on air.
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You truly have a dissying intellect.
 
Knotical said:
Jethro Bodine said:
Today I was thinking...

We could recycle toenails...just rinse the goo off of them like we have to do for recycled laundry detergent bottles here where I live.

When you call someone at their office and the receptionist says 'they've stepped away from their desk', that means they're prolly taking a dump.

You know you're a redneck when someone tells you the right front tire on your house is low on air.
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You truly have a dissying intellect.
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"I'm sorry. Mr. Bodine has stepped away from his desk. Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail?"
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Knotical said:
Jethro Bodine said:
Today I was thinking...

We could recycle toenails...just rinse the goo off of them like we have to do for recycled laundry detergent bottles here where I live.

When you call someone at their office and the receptionist says 'they've stepped away from their desk', that means they're prolly taking a dump.

You know you're a redneck when someone tells you the right front tire on your house is low on air.
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You truly have a dissying intellect.
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"I'm sorry. Mr. Bodine has stepped away from his desk. Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail?"
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Listen, friendo, I don't leave voice messages when I can take four times as long to text something.
 
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