A THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING

[evenifigoalone]

I could see myself doing that.

But on the other hand, it really disturbed and saddened me when my bird died while I was holding him...poor guy had gangrene from the open wounds he gave himself pecking on some growths on his wings. We had taken him to the vet, where we were told euthanasia would be the best option since we couldn't afford surgery.

 

[Angel]

I'm sorry. That must have been really hard. It is not easy when a pet passes...

 

[Knotical]

[MENTION=89910]questdriven[/MENTION], you might want to think about pet insurance should you decide to get another bird. No, I am not plugging a specific provider, I just know the virtues of it.

 

[divinecloud7]

If I was to ask the same question to a number of people what would be the ratio that would tell me.....and yes I already know the true answer...........How many would give me the truth? How many would lie? and how many wouldn't know and just answer blindly?

The research ratio results would be interesting to say the least.

Praise be to GOD the heavenly father and his son lord JESUS CHRIST forever>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Guest]

I'm a new fan of Misty Edwards, her worship vids on youtube are pretty darn sweet. Lord praise.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I'm sorry. Mr. Bodine has stepped away from his desk. Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail?"

Mr. Bodine, you're voice mail message is breaking up.

Mr. Bodine, I have a problem with religion and what to do with it and about it.

Mr. Bodine, do you know a good pedicurist?

Mr. Bodine, I met a sailor in South Africa who said he knew you, I forget his name...

Mr. Bodine, do you call yourself Jethro, or is there something we don't know?

 

[gr8grace]

Today I was thinking...

We could recycle toenails...just rinse the goo off of them like we have to do for recycled laundry detergent bottles here where I live.

When you call someone at their office and the receptionist says 'they've stepped away from their desk', that means they're prolly taking a dump.

You know you're a redneck when someone tells you the right front tire on your house is low.

When someone says, "just sayin'", what they mean is I'm saying it but want to make myself believe I'm not saying it.

I had my wife read this and had to go check my tire!

 

[evenifigoalone]

One does not simply prove they love Jesus by clicking "like" or "share".

Seriously, those kind of posts on facebook annoy me.

 

[Knotical]

One does not simply prove they love Jesus by clicking "like" or "share".

Seriously, those kind of posts on facebook annoy me.

Me too. I generally ignore those posts. It doesn't matter what "action" you take on some social networking site that somehow earns you more "points" with God, it is how we live our lives.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"I'm sorry. Mr. Bodine has stepped away from his desk. Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail?"

Listen, friendo, I don't leave voice messages when I can take four times as long to text something.

You and me both.

('freindo', lol. Love it.)

 

[Guest]

One does not simply prove they love Jesus by clicking "like" or "share".

Seriously, those kind of posts on facebook annoy me.

I agree, I had to laugh at that before I deleted my account three days later. Social networking is soooo government influenced, zombie control.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

...it really disturbed and saddened me when my bird died while I was holding him...poor guy had gangrene from the open wounds he gave himself pecking on some growths on his wings. We had taken him to the vet, where we were told euthanasia would be the best option since we couldn't afford surgery.

It's a shame he couldn't hold on until Obama care kicked in.

I have two gerbils, a hamster, two dogs, four cats, several bunnies, and three ducks waiting for me on the other side of the rainbow bridge. ...Oh yeah, and one ant colony that froze to death in the basement in the winter of '78.

If you don't well up with tears when you read this http://www.petloss.com/rainbowbridge.htm, you have no soul.

 

[Guest]

I have two gerbils, a hamster, two dogs, four cats, several bunnies, and three ducks waiting for me on the other side of the rainbow bridge.

is there any beer at your party.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

If I was to ask the same question to a number of people what would be the ratio that would tell me.....and yes I already know the true answer...........How many would give me the truth? How many would lie? and how many wouldn't know and just answer blindly?

60% will lie. 40% will tell the truth. And 10% will not know what they're talking about but answer anyway.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I have two gerbils, a hamster, two dogs, four cats, several bunnies, and three ducks waiting for me on the other side of the rainbow bridge.

is there any beer at your party.

You mean that pale, tasteless, overrated, overpriced beverage that people drink in larger quantities in one sitting than they do milk, water, and coffee combined in a week?

Hopefully, not a drop.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I'm sorry. Mr. Bodine has stepped away from his desk. Would you like to leave a message on his voice mail?"

Mr. Bodine, you're voice mail message is breaking up.

Mr. Bodine, I have a problem with religion and what to do with it and about it.

Mr. Bodine, do you know a good pedicurist?

Mr. Bodine, I met a sailor in South Africa who said he knew you, I forget his name...

Mr. Bodine, do you call yourself Jethro, or is there something we don't know?

Sheesh! It's amazing how many calls a person gets when they go to the...I mean...step away from their desk for a few minutes.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Today I was thinking...

We could recycle toenails...just rinse the goo off of them like we have to do for recycled laundry detergent bottles here where I live.

When you call someone at their office and the receptionist says 'they've stepped away from their desk', that means they're prolly taking a dump.

You know you're a redneck when someone tells you the right front tire on your house is low.

When someone says, "just sayin'", what they mean is I'm saying it but want to make myself believe I'm not saying it.

I had my wife read this and had to go check my tire!

I found that when the possum fat pools on one side of the frying pan it's probably time to check the tires.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

One does not simply prove they love Jesus by clicking "like" or "share".

Seriously, those kind of posts on facebook annoy me.

<button style='color: blue; width: 30px; '>Like</button>

 

[Jethro Bodine]

One does not simply prove they love Jesus by clicking "like" or "share".

Seriously, those kind of posts on facebook annoy me.

Me too. I generally ignore those posts. It doesn't matter what "action" you take on some social networking site that somehow earns you more "points" with God, it is how we live our lives.

<button style='color: red; width: 55px; '>Unfriend</button>

 

[Jethro Bodine]

...pretty darn sweet...

You have to be careful. To those of us fifty and over, the 'r' and the 'n' tend to blend together into an 'm'.

(Why do we use an 'a' in front of a word that starts with 'm', but use an 'an' in front of the letter 'm' all by itself?

And why do we pronounce the 'an' differently when we refer to an 'an'?

...And why do words sound so weird and meaningless if we say them over and over again?)