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A THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING

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"Why not? I see people chewing their fingernails all the time. Toenails could be repackaged in a kind of chewy toenail bar."

...that's just nasty!
 
I have a friend whose uncle's girlfriend knows a man that was walking down this trail that leads to exactly what we are talking about.

Imagine!
 
the st. john's river flows northward from blue Cyprus lake unto it exits at Jacksonville.
 
Re: A WORD: Prov 15:1

I wish to have a word with you, young man!

Me?

Yes, you! Who else could it be? Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

Pardon, are you speaking to me?

Now don't you go trying to play all innocent with me. I am not in the mood. I am simply not in the mood.

But, ahhhh... errr...

Out with it!

Yes, ma'am. I, ahhhh... well, I...

Go on.

I'm well, I mean... I...

I'm warning you. You've plucked your last straw with me. Now out with it.

Okay. I am sorry.

Finally. It sure took you long enough.

Thinking:. o O (I wonder what I did?)

Thinking: . o O ("I'll bet he doesn't even know what he did.")
 
Anyone here play, or has played, Minecraft? (I do. Blame my brother. xD)

If so, you may find this video interesting:
[video=youtube;UvpC-pXBIjo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvpC-pXBIjo[/video]
(For those who may wish to look up the original song this is a parody of, I feel kinda obligated to warn that it contains a few common swear words. This parody is clean, though. )
 
Quest, That reminds me of a Siggy I made a few years ago for a Gamer friend:

Shynygamie-2copy.png
 
Since this is a thread about anything, I guess it's that time to get that somewhat-of-a-pet-peeve-but-not-really off my chest.

It bothers me a bit that hearts are used as a design on toilet paper. It's not going to get any more cute.
 

Send someone a whack in the forum:

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Can rivers flow northward?

The Nile.

This, of course, reminds me of a moment I had with my wife who thought all rivers flowed south, until I pointed out that they actually flow down hill. Good times.
 
Can rivers flow northward?

The Nile.

This, of course, reminds me of a moment I had with my wife who thought all rivers flowed south, until I pointed out that they actually flow down hill. Good times.
(Ar, matey! Leave it to Mr. Knoticals to set us straight. Arrr.)

Yeah, but the St. John's river does flow downhill...on my globe.
 
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