I just wonder why...

[Classik]

 

[jasoncran]

this is going to go south fast.

 

[reba]

:toofunny

 

[Knotical]

In my defense, I was skinny before I got married. And have actually gained a little weight.

 

[Paul1965]

:toofunny

 

[Fedusenko]

Because it takes a while for us to know who wears the pants!

 

[Classik]

That's the reason you guys should pray for God to lead you to the right woman...otherwise you could end up marrying a pest that polishes off your food ;)

 

[Classik]

In my defense, I was skinny before I got married. And have actually gained a little weight.

God led you to the right woman

 

[Aardverk]

No, I think you've got the image all wrong.....

Or how about...

Or if you really want the answer - here it is ;)...

So, don't forget to give your wife her vitamins

 

[Classik]