ulrichburke
Member
Dear Everyone.
Wasn't always a Christian because I believed in science and thought the Bible didn't have anything to do with Science. Then I realised it DID - in a way. These are just my own thoughts so they're probably naive - but Adam and Eve, for example, and the Garden of Eden....
If you were from another realm and you wanted to explain to a primitive bunch how their world started, you'd condense the original tribes into two people to make it easier to focus on (Adam and Eve.) And of course they'd look after the animals - they'd be farmers, right? And the Garden of Eden? Gondwanaland. Fits perfectly. Starts off as one Garden (one single continent) and splits up to Fill the World (the 'go forth and multiply' bit!) So SOMEONE understood the Gondwanaland concept many centuries before Science discovered it. Which fascinated me. Then I discovered if you made the Ark of the Covenant exactly like the Bible says, you get a weird kind of radio transmitter. And a load of other bits, too many to go into here. So I do believe there were mighty beings around then.
Thing IS - and this is where someone here could help me - I'm disabled. Cerebral Palsy, Hydrocephalus, Dyspraxia, Asperger's. God's perfect so, naturally, He has a problem with anything that isn't - and that sure includes disabled people (Leviticus 21). All the people he doesn't want in His Church have disabilities (crushed stones - OWCH! - and the like.) And when Jesus cures people's disabilities, He says He's curing their 'sins' or the 'sins of the father that were visited on the son'. I got all mine at birth so I guess mine count as those. (Leviticus also - interestingly - tells us how to prepare God's burned offerings. Do any Churches still do those? If they don't, aren't they breaking God's word?) Mind you, most of the stuff I cook could indeed count as burned offerings.....!! So as I'm disabled, according to Leviticus I'm basically not allowed in Churches, right?
Second to last thing - I keep hearing this 'The Devil Rules in Hell' bit. And that to get to Heaven, we must follow the path through Lord Jesus. Thing IS - according to the Bible (Revelations) JESUS has the keys to Heaven AND Hell. Which actually WORKS - when Azrael was kicked out of Heaven he didn't fall to Hell, he fell to Earth, right? Which means Earth is where the Devil resides, tempting all, not in some fiery pit beneath us (unless you count the Earth's core as that - I've read our core's hotter than the Sun!) So we start off being tempted, find Jesus, follow His Word, go up to Heaven. That makes sense. BUT - I keep reading this 144,000 thing in the Bible. That only 144,000 go to Heaven, the rest are ashes to ashes. And that's the 12 Tribes of Israel, 12,000 from each Tribe. So if you're not a member of one of the Tribes, basically you're not going to get to Heaven at all am I right?
Last thing. I know God created us, so He's got the right to take lives away too. And as He wrote the Bible, through his Chosen ones, we've only got His side of things. You never REALLY hear Azrael's side - bit like having a court case where you only hear the plaintiff, not the defendant. God kills 2,038,344 people in the Old Testament (give or take a few cities!) and doesn't seem to mind a bit of rapine (Judges, various verses!) Azrael's kill count? - Er - 10, as far as I can find out!
My fave part of the Bible? Song of Solomon, King James Version, one of the saddest things I've ever read. And one of the most beautiful. Movie wish? REVELATIONS!! Think of Revelations done with full-on special effects. You start off with John of Patmos walking along, musing about it all - and go into his mind in top-class special effects. The Seven Bowls, all the various monsters, the Four Horsemen (which Jesus led, along with chucking the Seven Bowls at us!) - that would make a magnificent modern movie, no? The Passion of the Christ showed how relevant Jesus still is to us, imagine a full-on Revelations done as the sequel!
Song of Solomon? I'd love to see that done as a Miyasaki (Studio Ghibli) style movie - it could be epic and sad, all at once.
Well, the above's the reasons I joined this site. I'm NOT trying to be controversial - promise - it's just I've read the Bible - KJV - all the way through (OK, so I skipped a few pages of 'begats'! But I reckon I've read over 85% of it more than once) And those are some of the questions I keep hitting. Especially the disability ones, as they strike close to home with me. But I do think all the bits that translate into oversimplified science, or science seen by people who'd no idea what they were looking at (hence calling it 'Miracles!) proves that SOMETHING/ONE was around back then.
So yea, I do believe in the Bible. I've also read books (like the Apocrypha) that SHOULD have been included - and come to the conclusion the Bible's one of a set of books and the others were kept from us by various rulers, Roman and others.. And of course bits and pieces were added over the centuries (or edited out, or changed from what they should've been, to suit a then-ruler's purpose....) So we've got a magnificent tapestry with moth-holes in. Wish I understood enough to know what should go into those holes to complete the picture.
But would sure love Revelations to be done as a movie - that would be the Oscar-winning blockbuster to end 'em all, literally, right?
Yours respectfully. Thanks for reading (if anyone does!)
Chris.
Wasn't always a Christian because I believed in science and thought the Bible didn't have anything to do with Science. Then I realised it DID - in a way. These are just my own thoughts so they're probably naive - but Adam and Eve, for example, and the Garden of Eden....
If you were from another realm and you wanted to explain to a primitive bunch how their world started, you'd condense the original tribes into two people to make it easier to focus on (Adam and Eve.) And of course they'd look after the animals - they'd be farmers, right? And the Garden of Eden? Gondwanaland. Fits perfectly. Starts off as one Garden (one single continent) and splits up to Fill the World (the 'go forth and multiply' bit!) So SOMEONE understood the Gondwanaland concept many centuries before Science discovered it. Which fascinated me. Then I discovered if you made the Ark of the Covenant exactly like the Bible says, you get a weird kind of radio transmitter. And a load of other bits, too many to go into here. So I do believe there were mighty beings around then.
Thing IS - and this is where someone here could help me - I'm disabled. Cerebral Palsy, Hydrocephalus, Dyspraxia, Asperger's. God's perfect so, naturally, He has a problem with anything that isn't - and that sure includes disabled people (Leviticus 21). All the people he doesn't want in His Church have disabilities (crushed stones - OWCH! - and the like.) And when Jesus cures people's disabilities, He says He's curing their 'sins' or the 'sins of the father that were visited on the son'. I got all mine at birth so I guess mine count as those. (Leviticus also - interestingly - tells us how to prepare God's burned offerings. Do any Churches still do those? If they don't, aren't they breaking God's word?) Mind you, most of the stuff I cook could indeed count as burned offerings.....!! So as I'm disabled, according to Leviticus I'm basically not allowed in Churches, right?
Second to last thing - I keep hearing this 'The Devil Rules in Hell' bit. And that to get to Heaven, we must follow the path through Lord Jesus. Thing IS - according to the Bible (Revelations) JESUS has the keys to Heaven AND Hell. Which actually WORKS - when Azrael was kicked out of Heaven he didn't fall to Hell, he fell to Earth, right? Which means Earth is where the Devil resides, tempting all, not in some fiery pit beneath us (unless you count the Earth's core as that - I've read our core's hotter than the Sun!) So we start off being tempted, find Jesus, follow His Word, go up to Heaven. That makes sense. BUT - I keep reading this 144,000 thing in the Bible. That only 144,000 go to Heaven, the rest are ashes to ashes. And that's the 12 Tribes of Israel, 12,000 from each Tribe. So if you're not a member of one of the Tribes, basically you're not going to get to Heaven at all am I right?
Last thing. I know God created us, so He's got the right to take lives away too. And as He wrote the Bible, through his Chosen ones, we've only got His side of things. You never REALLY hear Azrael's side - bit like having a court case where you only hear the plaintiff, not the defendant. God kills 2,038,344 people in the Old Testament (give or take a few cities!) and doesn't seem to mind a bit of rapine (Judges, various verses!) Azrael's kill count? - Er - 10, as far as I can find out!
My fave part of the Bible? Song of Solomon, King James Version, one of the saddest things I've ever read. And one of the most beautiful. Movie wish? REVELATIONS!! Think of Revelations done with full-on special effects. You start off with John of Patmos walking along, musing about it all - and go into his mind in top-class special effects. The Seven Bowls, all the various monsters, the Four Horsemen (which Jesus led, along with chucking the Seven Bowls at us!) - that would make a magnificent modern movie, no? The Passion of the Christ showed how relevant Jesus still is to us, imagine a full-on Revelations done as the sequel!
Song of Solomon? I'd love to see that done as a Miyasaki (Studio Ghibli) style movie - it could be epic and sad, all at once.
Well, the above's the reasons I joined this site. I'm NOT trying to be controversial - promise - it's just I've read the Bible - KJV - all the way through (OK, so I skipped a few pages of 'begats'! But I reckon I've read over 85% of it more than once) And those are some of the questions I keep hitting. Especially the disability ones, as they strike close to home with me. But I do think all the bits that translate into oversimplified science, or science seen by people who'd no idea what they were looking at (hence calling it 'Miracles!) proves that SOMETHING/ONE was around back then.
So yea, I do believe in the Bible. I've also read books (like the Apocrypha) that SHOULD have been included - and come to the conclusion the Bible's one of a set of books and the others were kept from us by various rulers, Roman and others.. And of course bits and pieces were added over the centuries (or edited out, or changed from what they should've been, to suit a then-ruler's purpose....) So we've got a magnificent tapestry with moth-holes in. Wish I understood enough to know what should go into those holes to complete the picture.
But would sure love Revelations to be done as a movie - that would be the Oscar-winning blockbuster to end 'em all, literally, right?
Yours respectfully. Thanks for reading (if anyone does!)
Chris.