One Liners - Jokes.

[Jethro Bodine]

Could you share?
Funghi = Fun guy.
And the rest??

I pronounced it 'fun-gee'.
That's why I didn't get it at first.

But you have it right. It is 'fun-guy'. You know, "hi, I'm a fun guy". (Sounds like one of Rollo's pick up lines).

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I pronounced it 'fun-gee'.
That's why I didn't get it at first.

wondering, these guys are morons, you expected more?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

wondering, these guys are morons, you expected more?

Hey, Hey! I resemble that!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey, Hey! I resemble that!

Confucius say, "you say you resemble moron? You hide truth".

 

[GodsGrace]

I pronounced it 'fun-gee'.
That's why I didn't get it at first.

But you have it right. It is 'fun-guy'. You know, "hi, I'm a fun guy". (Sounds like one of Rollo's pick up lines).

The mushroom says to the leaf??
OK.
Any other pick up lines I should know about??
Fun Guy doesn't work with everyone...

 

[Edward]

wondering, these guys are morons, you expected more?

Shhhh!! You're not 'sposed to tell...

 

[GodsGrace]

Shhhh!! You're not 'sposed to tell...

Edward, it'll be our little secret, just me, you and Rollo.
No one else has to know!

 

[Edward]

If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, eventually they'd find me attractive...

 

[Edward]

I prayed to God for a mobile home, but then I realized that He doesn't work that way. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness...

 

[Knotical]

If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, eventually they'd find me attractive...

Did you get that one from Rodney Dangerfield?

 

[Edward]

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...

 

[Edward]

Did you get that one from Rodney Dangerfield?

No, but it sure does sound like him!

 

[Edward]

If God is your co-pilot...swap seats!

 

[Edward]

The best mathematical equation ever;
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

You're on a roll today Edward, keep em coming.

 

[Edward]

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquito's?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquito's?

Okay, I'll bite.
Why?

 

[reba]

I pronounced it 'fun-gee'.
That's why I didn't get it at first.

But you have it right. It is 'fun-guy'. You know, "hi, I'm a fun guy". (Sounds like one of Rollo's pick up lines).

What dont we know?

 

[Wrg1405]

I prayed to God for a mobile home, but then I realized that He doesn't work that way. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness...

I wasn't brave enough to post one like that

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

What dont we know?

Once I tangle you into my web of love, it doesn't matter.