One Liners - Jokes.

[GodsGrace]

Ah but which one is which?

Thought I'd try to find out.
Like this:

 

[GodsGrace]

Ah but which one is which?

So. I believe Rollo Tamasi is Walter Matthau
And Jethro Bodine is Jack Lemon.

Don't ask me why...

BTW. Jack Lemmon was a nice man. I know for sure.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Ah but which one is which?

I'm the handsome one who gets the girl.
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[Jethro Bodine]

Thought I'd try to find out.
Like this:

Won't play in restricted mode. :neutral

If I don't keep YouTube in restricted mode it very quickly becomes BoobTube.

 

[GodsGrace]

Won't play in restricted mode. :neutral

If I don't keep YouTube in restricted mode it very quickly becomes BoobTube.

You have a lot of self-control, I must say since Boob Tube is only a click away!


W

 

[Wrg1405]

You have a lot of self-control, I must say since Boob Tube is only a click away!


W

What's boob tube?

 

[Wrg1405]

I'm the handsome one who gets the girl.
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That's why Ariel goes for you. Other than you handsome features and Adonis body what else attracts her to you I wonder.

 

[GodsGrace]

What's boob tube?

Oh. You're English. I forgot.
I'll have to PM you and enlighten you.

Wondering

 

[GodsGrace]

That's why Ariel goes for you. Other than you handsome features and Adonis body what else attracts her to you I wonder.

First sentence: Who's Ariel?
Second sentence: It's a good start...


W

 

[Wrg1405]

Oh. You're English. I forgot.
I'll have to PM you and enlighten you.

Wondering

Over here it's a bra. Mainly referenced to young girls who don't need one but insist on wearing one. Boobs (padding in a tube) and off you go.

Do you get moob tube over there? I don't need a tube for my moobs I'll make do with a couple of tie around plastic bags

 

[Wrg1405]

First sentence: Who's Ariel?
Second sentence: It's a good start...


W

Ariel is the woman that Jethro gets, I mean Jack Gufstason aka Jack Lemmon and the very handsome Jethro

 

[GodsGrace]

Over here it's a bra. Mainly referenced to young girls who don't need one but insist on wearing one. Boobs (padding in a tube) and off you go.

Do you get moob tube over there? I don't need a tube for my moobs I'll make do with a couple of tie around plastic bags

Ah.

Me thinks this conversation should end before we get thrown off CF forever!!

W

 

[Wrg1405]

Ah.

Me thinks this conversation should end before we get thrown off CF forever!!

W

Surely not, we make this site rock.

 

[GodsGrace]

Surely not, we make this site rock.

Yes.
Rock and Rollers.
That's us!

 

[Wrg1405]

Yes.
Rock and Rollers.
That's us!

I assume your the one with the rollers

 

[GodsGrace]

I assume your the one with the rollers

LOL
Hey buddy.
Only old women wear rollers.
I need nothing.
I'm naturally beautiful, remember?

 

[Knotical]

Over here it's a bra. Mainly referenced to young girls who don't need one but insist on wearing one. Boobs (padding in a tube) and off you go.

Do you get moob tube over there? I don't need a tube for my moobs I'll make do with a couple of tie around plastic bags

 

[Wrg1405]

LOL
Hey buddy.
Only old women wear rollers.
I need nothing.
I'm naturally beautiful, remember?

I have a short term memory, or is it a selective memory. I can't remember.

 

[th1b.taylor]

I have a short term memory, or is it a selective memory. I can't remember.

It is not possible that you have selective memory because the wife has assured me it is mine and I refuse to give it away!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Oh. You're English. I forgot.
I'll have to PM you and enlighten you.

Wondering

NO PICTURES, WONDERING!