One Liners - Jokes.

[Edward]

I wasn't brave enough to post one like that

Lol, I hear ya' Brother but since I'm technically homeless for the time being I went ahead and posted it

 

[Edward]

Okay, I'll bite.
Why?

He should have.

Did Noah have termites on the ark?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

He should have.

Did Noah have termites on the ark?

Of course he did.
Wooden you?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Once I tangle you into my web of love, it doesn't matter.

Excuse me while I puke.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

What dont we know?

I wonder.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I wonder.

Are you trying to play up to Reba again?
You are so obvious sometimes.
Hahahahaha

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Children's song at Atheist Summer Camp:

♫"Who built the ark?
No one, no one"♫

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Are you trying to play up to Reba again?
You are so obvious sometimes.
Hahahahaha

I don't have to play up to her. We're tight.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I don't have to play up to her. We're tight.

Let's hear that from Reba.

 

[reba]

be nice boys

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

be nice boys

I like you.
Jethro's bad again.

 

[Wrg1405]

Two cannibals were eating a clown and one turns to the others and asks "Does he taste funny to you?

 

[GodsGrace]

I know what to do now when feeling sad...
I come here!

 

[Wrg1405]

I know what to do now when feeling sad...
I come here!

Is you sad today?

 

[Wrg1405]

I know what to do now when feeling sad...
I come here!

Just so you know these aren't my jokes, they are ones I remember.

The reason for my post was to bring a bit of laughter and entertainment.

We all need it.

 

[Deborah13]

I don't get it...

That's because you are a brain surgeon.
It's hard for you to reason.

I have something funny to say and it is this;
Why don't you shut up!!


HAW HAW HAW!

Hold still while I give you a frontal lobotomy.
Oh, sorry.........I see you already have one.

You two guys could be an act. You kind of remind me of the Grumpy Old Men.

 

[GodsGrace]

You two guys could be an act. You kind of remind me of the Grumpy Old Men.

I think they are the grumpy old men.

 

[GodsGrace]

Is you sad today?

A little. Nothing serious that I won't get over.
Thanks for noticing!

 

[Wrg1405]

You two guys could be an act. You kind of remind me of the Grumpy Old Men.

Ah but which one is which?

 

[Wrg1405]

A little. Nothing serious that I won't get over.
Thanks for noticing!

I hope it getters better precious lady