One Liners - Jokes.

[Jethro Bodine]

You have a lot of self-control, I must say since Boob Tube is only a click away!


W

Oh, you don't have to click in to see them. They show up in the previews that YouTube so graciously recommends for your viewing--unless you're in restricted mode. Thus the reason I stay in restricted mode :halo.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

It's that English humor, Knotical.
Haven't seen much of it, but it took me years to appreciate Monty Python's humor.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Oh, you don't have to click in to see them. They show up in the previews that YouTube so graciously recommends for your viewing--unless you're in restricted mode. Thus the reason I stay in restricted mode :halo.

That is a great practice. I am not but when such pops up I am offended because as an old man I love the female form but not naked. People that want (lust to) view such material have sold themselves very cheaply to the Devil.

God created man as a being that is sight and imagination stimulated. When you' ve seen everything and you' ve invested nothing, the excitement and thus the enjoyment of the action is gone, vanished. Over time that will ruin the man's psyche and ruin what God gave to him.

You are a smart man.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Other than you handsome features and Adonis body what else attracts her to you I wonder.

I gots smarts, too.

 

[GodsGrace]

I have a short term memory, or is it a selective memory. I can't remember.

If you're smart, you'll have both.

 

[GodsGrace]

NO PICTURES, WONDERING!

I'm kind of worried that when he finds out what it is, he'll be getting his own...

Just kidding!
(I think)

 

[GodsGrace]

Oh, you don't have to click in to see them. They show up in the previews that YouTube so graciously recommends for your viewing--unless you're in restricted mode. Thus the reason I stay in restricted mode :halo.

Hey, hey.
I know about computers and youtube.
You said you were in restricted mode.
It only takes ONE CLICK to get OUT of restricted mode.
See?
The pop-ups only take one click too.
But you're such a holy roller, you'll never click on them...


Anyway, you don't even get them...

 

[th1b.taylor]

I don't mean to rag but the bank just sent me a note saying I'm outstanding.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

So. I believe Rollo Tamasi is Walter Matthau
And Jethro Bodine is Jack Lemon.

Don't ask me why...

BTW. Jack Lemmon was a nice man. I know for sure.

Did I hear someone calling me again?

 

[th1b.taylor]

Did I hear someone calling me again?

NO! It was an echo dummy!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

You said you were in restricted mode.
It only takes ONE CLICK to get OUT of restricted mode.
See?

Actually, it takes three.
Seriously.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hey, mediocre guy. Hook us up with your friend Ralph.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Actually, it takes three.
Seriously.

And that is seriously difficult for a tired to the bone working man.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

But you're such a holy roller, you'll never click on them...

No, it's 'holier than thou'. I'm holier than thou.

 

[GodsGrace]

Actually, it takes three.
Seriously.

HOW DO YOU KNOW, Mr. Holy Roller???

 

[GodsGrace]

No, it's 'holier than thou'. I'm holier than thou.

Well, what are you saying? You're better than me???

It doesn't take much to be holier than me...
Let's keep holy roller!

W

 

[Wrg1405]

I can’t stand jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst.

Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

[Wrg1405]

It's that English humor, Knotical.
Haven't seen much of it, but it took me years to appreciate Monty Python's humor.

Funnily enough I was never a Monty Python fan.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

HOW DO YOU KNOW, Mr. Holy Roller???

'Cause it takes three clicks to turn it on. That's how.

Oh, by the way, have you met my sister, Holly Roller?
Christmas is her favorite time of year.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Funnily enough I was never a Monty Python fan.

Me neither.
I was a Benny Hill fan.
Can't watch that stuff, though, now that I'm a Christian. :halo
Only the occasional 'safe' clip.