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One Liners - Jokes.

Jethro Bodine said:
'Cause it takes three clicks to turn it on. That's how.

Oh, by the way, have you met my sister, Holly Roller?
Christmas is her favorite time of year.
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Gotcha!
It also takes 3 clicks to turn if OFF!!
LOL
 
Rollo Tamasi said:
Did I hear someone calling me again?


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Yes Rollo.
See.
Girls just can't live without you!!
Like flies to the flame...
 
Wrg1405 said:
We have a similar phrase with flies but I can't post it.
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You know Wrg,
They say the imagination is worse than the reality.
I think you better go ahead and post it.
You know, masquerade it somehow...
My imagination is running away with me...
 
wondering said:
You know Wrg,
They say the imagination is worse than the reality.
I think you better go ahead and post it.
You know, masquerade it somehow...
My imagination is running away with me...
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I might get told off
 
wondering said:
You know Wrg,
They say the imagination is worse than the reality.
I think you better go ahead and post it.
You know, masquerade it somehow...
My imagination is running away with me...
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I heard a very good video sermon last night about our imagination. Scripture basically says that it's one of our spiritual senses.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Oh, another OSAS sermon? :lol
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No, not at all. In fact he gave warning about a lot of people will be knocking on the door, Lord let me in...and they won't get in, because they've not been searching for Him spiritually (basically)...

I prolly should open another thread and post it instead of derailing the joke thread lol
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Don't be fooled.
They're trying to get Ralph's phone number and address out of him.
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They ain't gettin' it.
That number is so well hidden, I doubt Rollo even remembers where he put it.
Problem is, he enjoys the trying..

 
Edward said:
No, not at all. In fact he gave warning about a lot of people will be knocking on the door, Lord let me in...and they won't get in, because they've not been searching for Him spiritually (basically)...

I prolly should open another thread and post it instead of derailing the joke thread lol
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Lots of sin keeps knocking.
It sounds good, but it's still sin.


 
When I was a handsome stupid teenager, me and my brother was lookin for something stupid to do one night, and somehow, instead of trying to go pick up chicks, we decided to have a contest to see who could get rejected the most in one night...(utterly stupid) but we did.

A veeeeerrrry curious thing happened to me. I'd walk up to a pretty girl and give her my worst lines, they'd laugh and say no...then I'd "ok" and turn quickly away and start walking...and several times that night, they'd yell hey wait and chase me down to give me their phone number!

That was (stupid) incredible. Maybe walking away so quickly triggered something in them? I'm still not sure, but thought it was the coolest thing ever! Bein handsome prolly helped, lol.

Did I mention that I was a very stupid teenager? :lol
 
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