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The Derailing Thread

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Is that a dog I thought it was Dan wearing a balaclava after an all night fishing binge. :D
 
If you hold a bottle rocket in one hand and a lit lighter in the other hand 2 feet directly below the fuse, it will light and go off. I've known this since I was 13. If you try this for yourself, don't be inside with your mother watching when you do it.

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TOG said:
If you hold a bottle rocket in one hand and a lit lighter in the other hand 2 feet directly below the fuse, it will light and go off. I've known this since I was 13. If you try this for yourself, don't be inside with your mother watching when you do it.

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What did your Mother say to you when you set it off?
 
Chopper said:
What did your Mother say to you when you set it off?
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I think it was "Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!", or at lest something along those lines. Fortunately, I remained calm enough not to panic and didn't let go, but I wasn't thinking clearly enough to just pull the fuse out. I ran with the rocket to the kitchen and saw that there was a bowl full of water in the sink. I shoved the rocket into the water and breathed a sigh of relief, thinking it was all over. After the explosion, little pieces of the "unbreakable" bowl were found about 20 feet away. I didn't get to shoot off any more fireworks that New Year's Eve. Not the most fun time to be sent to your room, but I was lucky the glass didn't hit my eyes.

The TOG​
 
TOG said:
I think it was "Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!", or at lest something along those lines. Fortunately, I remained calm enough not to panic and didn't let go, but I wasn't thinking clearly enough to just pull the fuse out. I ran with the rocket to the kitchen and saw that there was a bowl full of water in the sink. I shoved the rocket into the water and breathed a sigh of relief, thinking it was all over. After the explosion, little pieces of the "unbreakable" bowl were found about 20 feet away. I didn't get to shoot off any more fireworks that New Year's Eve. Not the most fun time to be sent to your room, but I was lucky the glass didn't hit my eyes.

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I don't know if you are familiar with "Calvin & Hobbes", Calvin would have loved that scene!
 
Chopper said:
I don't know if you are familiar with "Calvin & Hobbes", Calvin would have loved that scene!
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I love Calvin and Hobbes. He really would have loved that if he could have been there. At least, the cartoon character would have loved it. Both Calvin and Hobbes are named after theologians. I don't know if they would have liked it. But then again, who says all theologians have to be stuffy academics? I once read that Martin Luther's favorite pastime was to sit in a pub drinking beer with his friends while they talked about God. As he got older, it got harder for him to get up in time for the morning service at 6:00 AM, so he moved it 7:00 AM. But he kept getting older and he later moved the service 8:00 then 9:00, then 10:00 and finally to 11:00 AM. That was the latest he could have it and still call it a morning service, so that's where it stopped. And now you know why nearly all church services start at 11:00 AM.

The TOG​
 
My dog ate one of my pet fish one time. I had buried him in the back yard after he died, my dog dug him up and swallowed.
 
TOG said:
I love Calvin and Hobbes. He really would have loved that if he could have been there. At least, the cartoon character would have loved it. Both Calvin and Hobbes are named after theologians. I don't know if they would have liked it. But then again, who says all theologians have to be stuffy academics? I once read that Martin Luther's favorite pastime was to sit in a pub drinking beer with his friends while they talked about God. As he got older, it got harder for him to get up in time for the morning service at 6:00 AM, so he moved it 7:00 AM. But he kept getting older and he later moved the service 8:00 then 9:00, then 10:00 and finally to 11:00 AM. That was the latest he could have it and still call it a morning service, so that's where it stopped. And now you know why nearly all church services start at 11:00 AM.

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I couldn't imagine beer and jesus in a pub happening today.in Germany, yes but not in 'merica.
 
I should fish, its not like I don't live near the river nor ocean. but I just don't care too.
 
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