The New Funny Pics Thread - Part 2

[Paul1965]

Love Winston Churchill a master of dry wit and sarcasm.
The following is credited to him and I'm not sure if it is true. However, it sounds in keeping with his other acerbic jibes.
At a society or parliamentary dinner an old spinster or snob who was offended by his wit, cigars and drinking apparently said:
" If I was your wife sir, I'd poison your drink!"
To which he replied
"..and if I was YOUR husband madam, I'd gladly drink it!"
Apparently the conversation ended there ..... classic!

 

[evenifigoalone]

I like what Winston Churchill said:

Cats look down at you.

Dogs look up at you.

But a pig: he looks at you straight: man to man!

My cat's like, "oh, you're sitting on the bed on that kindle thingy. Let me get your lap and interrupt what you're doing by tryingto make you pet me."

 

[evenifigoalone]

I heard about a study that concluded that cats sees humans as other cats.

 

[Paul1965]

The only cat friend I have ever had View attachment 4063

 

[Kathi]

 

[TOG]

I guess winning the Olympic gold medal in the Nordic combined competition is a pretty good reason to jump for joy.

The TOG​

 

[farouk]

I heard about a study that concluded that cats sees humans as other cats.

An intriguing idea...
Blessings.

 

[Kathi]

I heard about a study that concluded that cats sees humans as other cats.

Well,they are always wanting to bring you those wonderful treats like mice,snakes,dead birds.... :neutral

 

[farouk]

flickr dot com
Caption: "Our wedding photos ended up being quite informal..."

 

[Kathi]

Is that your wife?

 

[farouk]

Is that your wife?

No; she doesn't smoke.
Blessings.

 

[farouk]

flickr dot com
Alternative caption: "I tried not to, but I managed to get ash on my hired wedding dress..."

 

[farouk]

Well,they are always wanting to bring you those wonderful treats like mice,snakes,dead birds.... :neutral

The philosopher Wittgenstein said something to the effect that what we perceive and measure is limited by the capacities of our perceptions and measurements. Or something like that....
Blessings.

 

[Kathi]

No; she doesn't smoke.
Blessings.

I do not see this lady smoking.

 

[farouk]

I do not see this lady smoking.

She's holding her cigarette away from her wedding dress, and at the same time exhaling...
Blessings.

 

[Kathi]

Oh....she is cute.....

 

[farouk]

Maybe I should change the subject to something else... it was just a photo that seemed to invite a funny caption...

 

[Kathi]

lol!!!

 

[farouk]

lol!!!

"One small step for a man; a giant leap for the aviary..."

 

[farouk]

Oh....she is cute.....

I thought so, and very realistic, too.