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The Official King of the Hill Thread

Realizing that Jason Kidnapped Nick's dad for no reason because Handy never lost the hill, I point out to Jason that his hill is really a step ladder. I then tell handy that it is my turn for the hill and take it back again.
 
Blazin Bones said:
Realizing that Jason Kidnapped Nick's dad for no reason because Handy never lost the hill, I point out to Jason that his hill is really a step ladder. I then tell handy that it is my turn for the hill and take it back again.
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:biglol


Having had a cold since last Friday, and still not feeling well today, I drag myself to the hill with a trailing wad of tissues, sneezing and coughing all over Timothy. In mortal fear of his health he evacuates the area immediately, leaving me to the hill. :drool
 
Feeling sorry for Caroline, I buy some Vicks stuff that you boil in water and bring it to her. She feels much better and goes home, and I take the hill.

Note to Nick: This is MY hill.
 
I go up to the hill and tell Vince that Caroline is sick again, and that he must go and help take care of her. He leaves the hill free for me to take.
 
Having taken over as Caroline's Physician, I realize that Nick is on the hill. I disguise myself as a Cable repair man and install cable on the hill. While Nick is enjoying his Austrailian Soap Operas I hack the Cable signal with " an Important message" about the OkiBooki Flu. Unsure if he caught this deadly virus from the sick Caroline, he runs to the Doctor's immediately. The Doctor's retain him believing only an insane man could come up with a name like OkiBooki Flu and then send him to the funny house. While Nick is enjoying his nice new white coat, I retake the hill.

PS. Vince I have the last word now.
 
jasoncran said:
i have the last word and i also have the hill.
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Gloating over his false claims, Jasoncran fails to notice that Vince is sitting on top of the hill, typing in the last word.
 
Hey Vince, didn't the Phillies lose?

Since Vince is so upset that I raised this subject, that he comes to the insane house where Timothy sent me and runs in rage. I sidestep him and rush out the open door, out to the hill.

BTW Vince, you're now locked in the mental hospital. Have fun. :)
 
I tell Nick that the firm spectrasoft will hire him as an it tech, and he runs to get ready for the job and i take the hill.Yes specrasoft is a real company.
 
Unlike Nick, I am easily able to demonstrate that I am sane. The attendants agree that it is a great tragedy that the Phillies lost the World Series.I give the men in the white suits directions to the hill, and after Nick is safely taken away, I claim the hill.
 
Being sick and tired of hearing BooHooing Phillies fans, I ask Derek Jeter and Andy Pettite to come and join me at the hill. Vince suddenly loses heart and just leaves the hill to sulk. I then get Jeter and Andy to sign baseball cards for me, and finally take back my hill.
 
At the orphanage, I was working on the old computers while kids played games on them. One hopelessly obsolete wreck could barely manage to play Hearts. The kids were thrilled with the game, because they always got the highest score (Think about it for a few seconds, and you'll get it).

Hoisting me to their shoulders, they run up the hill, chanting "Vicente! Vicente! El es numero uno!" At the top of the hill, I tell them that Jasoncran knows a lot of great computer games, so they grab him and carry him back to the computer room, leaving me in charge of the hill.
 
In the wake of the confusion that Vince has just created over who is really on the hill, I realize that no one is there at all and I take the hill. ;)
 
Suddenly I realise that the only true insane person here (apart from Vince) is Jason, as he is obsessed about Star Trek. I tell the doctors this, and they rush out to get him. While they are out, I sneak out of the hospital and get to the hill. Noticing that Caroline is on the hill, I tell her that Timothy is actually the person in the mental hospital. Horrified, she rushes down to see him. I now take the hill.
 
Nick_29 said:
Suddenly I realise that the only true insane person here (apart from Vince) is Jason, as he is obsessed about Star Trek. I tell the doctors this, and they rush out to get him. While they are out, I sneak out of the hospital and get to the hill. Noticing that Caroline is on the hill, I tell her that Timothy is actually the person in the mental hospital. Horrified, she rushes down to see him. I now take the hill.
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lol, i get baker acted,

ha, ha, he, he, ho, ho, off to the funny farm where life is grand...
 
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