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The Official King of the Hill Thread

Lures Vince away from the hill with a trail of KFC food. The hill is mine to to take.
 
Munching happily on KFC, I decide that Nick can keep the hill, while I wait for Handy ( Look "Handyman," all right? I thought she was a guy) to return with the Pepsi and Doritos. My wife and I agree to share our left-over baked chicken and dip with her.
 
After the "Super Bowl pity party" at Vince's, and filled with comfort food like KFC, chips and dip, (not to mention Pepsi) I realize, today is a new day. The sun is shining (at least it will be when it comes up, it's still pitch black out there), the cattle are lowing, the snow sparkles.

I realize that the Colts aren't really my team anyway (here's to the Steelers in 11!).

So, I'm taking the hill back! Thanks for taking care of it for me Nick!
 
"Wait 'till next year!" a friend tells me. Suddenly I realize that it IS "next year." Bellowing "The Phillies are gonna win the Super Bowl! I charge up the hill, but cannot find anyone there except for some cattle. It turns out that Handy is buried in a snowbank, too full of Pepsi, KFC, chips, and Doritos to move.

I help her to the bottom of the hill before claiming the hill for myself.
 
Vince does not realize I melted some snow and put it on the hill overnight and it became Ice. Vince slips off the hill. With a flamthrower to melt the ice, I reclaim the hill and put a wall of fire around my hill.
 
At the "super bowl party" Handy was in such grief and bewilderment that she didn't realize the cows getting in to her party chips and pepsi. Due to the super-flatulence of the cows, "global warming" is sent into a frenzy, and as the sun comes up the snow instantly melts, causing an enormous rush of water to flood the hill and surrounding area. Vince immediately swept off his feet into the torrent and is carried far away into the valley. Luckily for me, however, I tied one of the cows to a tree and hopped on its back to escape the flood. When the waters recede I take the hill.... "Mooooooo" :P
 
I walk up the hill and ask Caroline if she can explain the concept of the offside kick, which turned the tide of the Super Bowl game. She agrees to look it up on Google, and while she is gone, I reclaim the hill.
 
Tim was standing on his hill, when he heard Vince yelling excitedly. "Tim, Tim!" he yells. "You've got to check out the Super Bowl commercials on the web! They're hilarious!" Tim rushes home to watch the commercials, and Vince re-takes the hill.
 
setting up a massive jamming device that blocked those ads I return with Tim to assist him to retake the hill, i leave Tim in charge.
 
Having searched all day on E-bay for a replacement baseball game for Timothy's x-box (since his freezes on him every time he strikes out), I order it rush delivery. It comes in the mail the next morning, and I run up the hill to give it to him. Overcome with excitement, Timothy runs into the house to try out his new game, and I take the hill.
 
evil me, planted a virus in that x box and Tim comes back and caroline arugues with him and now take the hill. :bicker :fight :devil
 
I stroll up the hill and start a debate on a very controversial religious subject: Were the Saints correct in using an offside kick during the third quarter? While everybody else is busy fighting, I take the hill unopposed.
 
Realizes that I could care less about football, and decides it's time to retake the hill. I grab a Pokeball and yell, 'Pikachu, I choose you!" As Pikachu gives Vince a thunderbolt I throw a Masterball at Vince and capture him. As I scream, "I caught a Vince!" I retake the hill.
 
Explaining that I need to post on the forum, I walk away from Blazingbones' prison camp.
 
:wave Yo Tim! Thanks for taking care of the hill whilst I was away. I'll take it back now.
 
handy said:
:wave Yo Tim! Thanks for taking care of the hill whilst I was away. I'll take it back now.
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No cool tactics?

Shame :shame













:biglol
 
Vince said:
Note to my friend Nick: I OWN the "Last Word" thread.
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Really?

Whatever, you can take it. I own THIS thread - which is far more superior! :lol.

Well this does take more tactics.
 
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