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The Official King of the Hill Thread

while nick is gloating over his hill, i come from behind him and choke him out, and send him via boat back home alive but hogtied to a chair in a vessel somewhere in syndey, and send a message to the pm of australia that please keep nick home for his safety.I retake my hill
 
The strange thing is, Jason, Nick didn't even know that you were already holding the hill. Perhaps the Australian mental care system is better than ours.
 
It's all right, Nick. Those men in the white suits are there to help you. Just do what they say, and you'll be fine.
 
I pull up the hill like a carpet out from under Jason and set it back up again. Jason naturally fell off when I pull the hill from out from under him, so I guess I'll take the hill.
 
Having hijacked a plane to get me to the hill, I sneak up behind Jason and drop a sack over his head. While he is struggling in confusion, I push him down the hill. He rolls back to Florida.

BTW, where actually is this hill?
 
handy said:
Tim got complacent, sitting around on the hill mocking Nick, so I took it back!
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While Dora was gloating over her win of the hill over Timothy, she didn't notice me standing right next to her on the hill. She is so ashamed of not noticing me walking up the hill that she goes mentally insane. Looks like that mental hospital's getting full. :D
 
nick, leaves the hill outraged that all the kwoalas have been moved from australia to Florida.

i take the hill, and "it wasnt me, John muise did it."
 
jasoncran said:
nick, leaves the hill outraged that all the kwoalas have been moved from australia to Florida.

i take the hill, and "it wasnt me, John muise did it."
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:lol ;)
 
Every day and in every way, I have gotten better! :yes

During my stint in the mental hospital, I learned origami as they thought it would be relaxing, yet challenging for me. I work on a lot of origami Zoraki 914s. I weight them with sand, paint them in various colors, matte and chrome, even one with a very realistic wood-grain. I leave all sorts of these origami guns at the bottom of the hill. Jason, John Muise and Nick all see the guns and are irresistibly drawn to them. While they are inspecting the origami guns, I set out all kinds of origami bears, cougars, wolves, and a origami bull moose in rut. Jason, John and Nick all try to use the origami guns against the bears, cougars, wolves and moose, as they are just about as effective as real Zoraki 914s, which fire only blanks. (After all, the hill is in Canada, remember?).

Whilst the three are fully engaged in the paper chase, I take the hill.
 
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