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The Official King of the Hill Thread

i inform Caroloine that her house has broken into and all the artwork of hers has been stolen. She rushes home, and I retake the throne.
 
Arriving at her home, Caroline finds that she has been deceived. Just then the phone rings. It is Vince, inviting her to the last word thread, where we don't play mean tricks like that.
 
Realizing Jason played a mean trick on my wife, I drop a 16 Ton anvil on his head like the Loonytoons would. I then trap him to a chair of dynomite...Ka-Boom! If that weren't enough, I put Jason in a dog suit and lock him in a room with Tiny Toon's Elmira, to be perpetually hugged and kissed and squeezed. I then pull the hill down Bug's rabbit hole where only true Loonies such as I may reign as it's king.

And the Moral of the story is, Don't mess with my Wife. :)

Oh and one more thing for Jason...
































:chair :chair :chair :chair :chair :chair :chair :chair :chair :chair
 
Feeling sorry for Jason, I invite him to my last word thread, where we don't do things like that. But I warn him: no mean tricks!
 
Broken with guilt for the way he treated Jason, Blazin Bones walks, sobbing pitifully, down from the hill. He and his wife go to the hospital to visit Jason, where all three are reconciled.

Although the hill is empty, nobody bothers to re-take it.
 
Visiting Jason in the hospital, Vince tells Jason that Nick is sitting on the hill by himself. "The poor guy!" exclaims Jason. "Ask him to visit me, and I'll see if I can help."
 
Now recovered from his Vince-Induced moment of Hill-Conscience, I walk up to the hill and realize Nick took my Hill. While he is not looking I tie his shoe laces together and wait until he tries to walk around his summit. When he trips and rolls down the hill, I take my hill back.
 
I find Nick, bruised and humiliated, sitting at the bottom of the hill, trying to untie his shoelaces. After helping him, I try to help him.

Nick, there are more important things in life than that stupid hill.
Like what?
The Philadelphia Phillies, for instance.
 
The Phillies?

Or the HILL!

Enraged, I run up the hill and crash-tackle Tim, making him bounce and roll down the hill.
 
Nick was sitting on the hill, alone and miserable, when he heard a friendly voice from the bottom of the hill.

"Hey, Nick!" Vince yelled. "Do you have internet access up there?"

"Yes, I do!" Nick hollered back.

"Okay," Vince yelled back, and walked away.
 
this happened to nick, note the video timed 26 secs. Only that team mentioned by the resistance proganda can recover him, and they arent going to as they are the bad guys. we have taken nick for protection from the resistance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M678PVOf5F0

i take the hill to keep it for the return of nick safely, either by dredd forces or by power's team
 
jasoncran said:
this happened to nick, note the video timed 26 secs. Only that team mentioned by the resistance proganda can recover him, and they arent going to as they are the bad guys. we have taken nick for protection from the resistance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M678PVOf5F0

i take the hill to keep it for the return of nick safely, either by dredd forces or by power's team
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Did you just digitise me? :o
 
Jasoncran, I owe the world an apology, I had always said that nobody would ever make a stupider adventure show than Power Rangers, but after watching that video, I realize that I was wrong.
 
Vince said:
Jasoncran, I owe the world an apology, I had always said that nobody would ever make a stupider adventure show than Power Rangers, but after watching that video, I realize that I was wrong.
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:biglol
Too true! :rolling
 
Nick said:
Vince said:
Jasoncran, I owe the world an apology, I had always said that nobody would ever make a stupider adventure show than Power Rangers, but after watching that video, I realize that I was wrong.
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:biglol
Too true! :rolling
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you do realize that is from the late 80's and was done from an apple macintosh, it has a big fanclub, ever heard of the show babylon 5. the same producer did that show, jan micheal strancyski

and btw the power rangers is a lot older than you think. it was meant to be stupid. the above show wasnt meant to be but would up being like that because of the toy line, but if you watched the show and knew of it
yes it was cheazy, what 80's show wasnt. but it was the first cgi of the day. and it also influenced star trek :o the borg are a copy off of the charachter lord dread.

it also had alot of parents protesting because of the cussing and so on, it has alot based on ww2
i am of the fan club.

no, nick soaron digitzed you not me. i just happen to avoid that biodread.
 
Approaching the hill, Vince notices that Jasoncran is engrossed in watching cheesy science fiction shows from the 1980's. After taking the hill, Vince sighs and walks back home.
 
Yes Vince. Walk back to your little last word thread, and I'll just take the hill without any opposition. :)
 
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