Christian Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

The Ramble On thread

Hey Tim, killer squirrels on a nut hunt can get aggressive.....it's fall. You're more brave then me when it comes to a squirrel. I had one come down my chimney and got into my livingroom. This squirrel was bing banging everywhere in my livingroom. I'm screaming squirrel, we're all running jumping up on the back of the couch (OK I was on the back of the couch) :angel: ... and my husband comes in from the bedroom and walks over to the front door and opens its, and the stupid squirrel runs right out the front door and Bear with me still on the back of the couch waiting for the door to close, turns arounds and asked me "woman what's the problem it's just a stupid squirrel?" Boy, did I feel real stupid.. Personally I think they went to drastic measures those crazy squirrels looking for him, but after that comment, I wasn't going to save him. :lol:
 
Jules, if you can, get some vitamin C in the 1000 mg. and take one a day, and it will kick it off you. No more than one a day at that mg. Ricola's work good for soothing the throat too, and hot herbal (cold factor) teas. Like Caroline said, peroxide works good or listerine too, to keep the germs down. It's this weather/winds bringing in airborne germs. These hurricanes on the east coast have really stirred up the air around here, and everyone is gettng something from it. I'm still recovering from mine and it's been 4 weeks now, but the vitamin C, ricola's, listerine and tea's kept me from going to the doctor, and had it where I could handle feeling rotten. And lightly spray everyday some Lysol to control the germs too......it really helps. I'll be praying for you, and keep warm girl.
 
Jules, I don't know if it's available in the UK, but if you can get "Emergen-C". It is vitamins that come in a packet. You disolve it in water, the orange flavored one tastes a lot like Tang. They are the best vitamins, and when I feel a cold or flu coming on, I take two packets a day. They really work!
 
Blazin Bones said:
Carol, What will it take to convince you I fear NO rodent!

Ahhh, but that's only because you haven't encountered the dreaded White Squirrel of Doom!

whitesquirrel.jpg
 
:smt023 :smt041 Yeah Tim, what about the White Squirrel of Doom, and eyes of fires that cracks any nut that crosses its path. Feeling nutty now Tim? Lock and load Caroline, there's a new breed out looking for Tim. Feeling lucky today? :smt071 I can see Tim now "Make My Day" :smt066

Hey Dora, did you like my squirrel joke? :lol:
 
:lol: Carol, your story reminds me of one of the times a bat got in the house! Females flying under cover and hiding behind doors, my brother-in-law running around with his fishing net trying to catch the poor thing. My little nephew was standing in the middle of the living room with his blankie saying "Birdy, birdy". Finally, someone opened the door and sure enough that poor little bat got out of there as fast as the famous saying about bats and a place hotter than central California!

I don't know why, but episodes like that happened a lot in my house.
 
Just a note to say thanks to everyone re: advice for my cold. It's a lot better now! Doesn't usually take long, but I don't they'd welcome me at the office!
 
Hey Caroline,

I added a post for you to tell us your little story about the trailor, and it got deleted for some reason. I think we got a glitch in here, cause yesturday when I went to post it, it almost looked like it pulled a moderator format up. At least that's what it looked like to me, it was like the format that would pull up when I was moderator for Christart forum. But when the glitch gets out, let us know about it......I've been anxiously waiting to read this one. Coming from you or Tim, I know it's going to be funny and bring the squirrels out of the trees. :lol:
 
Well, this is a story that needs some background...

... you see, I had been living in a town called Milledgeville for several years and I had to move out of my house really quickly and find somewhere else to live by myself. It was my first time looking for a place on my own and I wasn't sure what to look out for, and I was really pressed for time. I found this tiny little trailer in the paper and went to look at it with the owner. It seemed fine to me; small, semi-furnished (bed, couch, small kitchen table), central heating and air, and all for $300 a month. So I signed a 6 month contract with a deposit, and my then 9 year old dog, Cara, and I moved in. The first week we were there the "central heat" broke and the man who owned it said he wasn't going to have it fixed because it cost too much money (It was November!). So they gave me a 12" high space heater and I had to make do :-? . You could see our breath in that place at night it was so cold, and it was because there was no insulation and there were large cracks where the front and back doorframes met the walls. The window in the kitchen area litterally poured water everytime it rained, which was a prime source of mildew underneath the carpet and in the wall . The place smelled stale with mold, and was cold and damp (my poor dog and I were both sick all the time) :smt022 .

So with all this going on the place was ripe for strange bugs. I started seeing these big jelly-bean looking things with giant criket legs that were 3 times taller than its body, and antenae that were so long and thin they looked like two strands of blonde hair standing out from the jelly-bean :smt103 . Apparently they were 'camel crickets' and they are only found in dark, damp basements (which tells you the condition of my lovely trailer). I also kept seeing some sort of huge centipede that was like 1 1/2" long with legs that looked like they came off of a brown hair comb... :smt104 that's the only way I can explain it. They actually ate cockroaches and are poisonous if you get bitten by one! I probably saw 5 or 6 camel crickets and centipedes a day in my living room, and Cara wasn't sure if she should be afraid of them or try to kill them :smt064 .

During the spring and summer the airconditioning unit decided that it didn't want to work either, so one day my dog Cara and I decided to sit outside on the porch. It had a ceiling so it provided some nice shade, and there was a porch swing on it. Well, I'm sitting there swinging and the dog is lying down, and we hear this sound that was a cross between a 'thud' and a 'plop'. A grub the size of my pinkey had just fallen out of a hole in one of the wooden beams in the porch roof and was wriggling around on the floor! It looked like something that Amazonians eat on National Geographic! :smt078

The most interesting thing (to say the least) that I had there was something I had only seen in pet stores....Let me explain..

...The trailer came with a bed that was too big for my bedroom, which was an 8' by 8' room. So my boss gave me a single bed and frame that had belonged to her daughter and I set the old bed outside leaning up against the porch so the owner could come and pick it up. It stayed there for a week, and one day it began to rain. I didn't want the wind to blow rain on the bed so I went to move them inside. When I pulled the mattress away from the boxspring I could not believe my eyes. There was a SCORPION sitting there in between them and it just looked at me with its claws raised and its tail poised to sting!! :shocked!: Where in the heck did that come from?! But that's not all....the next day I get up to go take a shower and what do you think was in my tub? Not one, not two, not three, but about 15 tiny baby scorpions crawling around in the bottom of my tub with their very protective mama guarding the nest!!!!!! I had a container of poison that I had used on my yard to kill ticks (yes we had ticks too) that I immediately poured into the tub and I turned on the hot water and they all went down the drain. I never saw them again, but that was the last straw :onfire: I was fed up :smt091 . I had had it with that stupid place, and I started looking for somewhere else to live.
 
GIRL you are brave! I would have been running after the stacked legged crickets showed up!

Have you ever considered the mission field? I hear the bugs are very exciting. :lol:

Love yer spunk, Caroline! ...bonnie
 
Oh my gosh girl I'd been hanging on the ceiling by my nails, I'd looked like a cat! LOL Girl you are BRAVE!.....Amen to that! Hey that was better than the sci fi channel. Here where I'm at, they have this action 9 that just loves broadcasting stuff like that on the news. They would have ruined that slumlord....and the city would have condenmed it and made him give you back your money. Slumlords here are dealt with severely. Especially the heat situation, he would have gotten it good! What a troll to charge money for that.
 
sheshisown said:
GIRL you are brave! I would have been running after the stacked legged crickets showed up!

Well, I had no choice. There was no where else for me to go as I was, shall we say, "abandoned" rather abruptly (that's another story). Anyhoo, I think that the landlord's wife felt bad for me, especially after they only gave me back HALF of my deposit because of a stain on the carpet that was there when I moved in (I steam-cleaned their carpet when I cleared out the living room, how nice of me). She called me two days after I left to offer me the couch, and I still have it.
 
Amen to that Tim, and it builds character as it strengthens us in Christ. Kind of all comes down to how one recieves the trials of life. I know I have went through several in the last few years with my daughter, some I failed in miserably and totally ashamed of, and some I've succeeded in by the mercy and grace of Christ and gave HIM glory in. But what it all comes down too, is taking those trials and learning from them and turning it around for HIS glory when life pops them up on you again. My problem is I hate ugly in the world but I can handle it, but when it comes into my home this is when I loose it in the process of defusing, I infused myself having no tolerants of the outside world coming in my house via family or friends. I can only continue to put one foot in front of the other with prayer, and continue to love in Christ.
I'm proud of you Caroline, that' success when you still have the couch and taken all those memories and turn them around to laughter............it sure was worth the wait in hearing it.
 
Blazin Bones said:
I guess this means the race is On!
Aah, good ol' George Jones.

Well, the race is on
And here comes pride up the backstretch
Heartaches are goin' to the inside
My tears are holdin' back
They're tryin' not to fall

My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake
The race is on and it looks like heartache
And the winner loses all
 
Back
Top