God spoke
directly to Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve disobeyed God in the face of a
direct commandment. What moral judgment is necessary when the fact is they disobeyed a
direct command?
/Potluck
God, meet Adam and Eve.
Adam.. Eve, meet God.
/Adam
How are you doing God? Good to meet you. :smt023
/God
Well, I've been better but then I could be wrong I suppose.
/Eve to Adam
Hey Adam. What does God mean by "wrong"?
/Adam
Beats me. I don't understand the new language these days. :smt017
/Potluck
God? Is there something you'd like to say to Adam and Eve.
/God
Well, yeah. There is something that's been on my mind lately.
/Potluck
And what might that be God?
/God
I'd just like to tell them not to eat of that tree over there. Do not, under any circumstances eat from that tree. :smt018
/Adam
Where?
/God
Right over there. The one with the snake crawling under it.
/Eve
Oh! Yes, now I see it! 8-)
/God
Good. Don't eat eat of it. Ok?
/Adam
Gotcha! :smt023
[Adam nudges Eve playfully]
/Eve
:D
/God
Ok you two. This isn't the time or place for that. We have guests.
/Adam
:P
/Eve
:D
/Potluck
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[Later in the day]
/Snake
Hiya! Say, you're Eve aren't you?
/Eve
Do you see any other females around here Sherlock?
/Snake
:-?
Anyway, what's with the tree? Why aren't you eating thereof?
/Eve
God said not to eat of it. I have no clue why He doesn't tell us such things.
/Snake
Well I know why. Because if you do you'll be like God.
/Eve
Really?!?! :o
/Snake
Oh yes. Your eyes will be opened and you'll know right from wrong.
/Eve
Wrong? I heard that somewhere before.
/Snake
Never mind that. Go ahead, get that apple hanging over there... the big one.
/Eve
Well, I don't know. God said not to do it.
:
/Snake
So? Don't you want to be like God?
/Eve
Give me some time to think about it.
short pause
/Eve
OK!!!
[some time passes]
/God
There's an apple missing. :smt011 I know. I number everything.
/Adam
Hey now. Don't pin this one on me. Isn't my fault you gave me the woman. It's her fault too you know. :-?
/Eve
:o Don't you love me anymore? :smt022
/Adam
I didn't say that. :roll:
/God
I told you not to eat from that tree didn't I? Well?
/Eve
Yeah, you told us. But the devil made me do it. :P
/Adam
8-)
/God
And for that you're history. You're outta here! I told you and yet you STILL did it! What's wrong with you??
/Adam
There's that word again.
/Eve
wrong ;Pronunciation: /rawng, rong/
–adjective 1. not in accordance with what is morally right or good: a wrong deed.
2. deviating from truth or fact; erroneous: a wrong answer.
3. not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person; in error: You are wrong to blame him.
4. not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice: the wrong way to hold a golf club.
5. out of order; awry; amiss: Something is wrong with the machine.
6. not suitable or appropriate: He always says the wrong thing.
7. (of clothing) that should be worn or kept inward or under: You're wearing the sweater wrong side out.
–noun 8. that which is wrong, or not in accordance with morality, goodness, or truth; evil: I committed many wrongs.
9. an injustice: The wrongs they suffered aged them.
10. Law. a. an invasion of another's right, to his damage.
b. a tort.
–adverb 11. in a wrong manner; not rightly; awry; amiss: You did it wrong again.
–verb (used with object) 12. to do wrong to; treat unfairly or unjustly; harm.
13. to impute evil to (someone) unjustly; malign.
8-)
/Adam
:-?
Well, come on Eve. We're not wanted here.
/Eve
:smt022
I don't like the looks of that guy with the flaming sword. :o
:onfire:
/Adam
Never mind him. We need to go.
/Eve
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The names have not been changed to protect the innocent because they weren't innocent.