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jasoncran said:
lol , we have puffins here, and do know some that have ate those ugly things, why i dont know.

BIOLOGY: White puffins, black penguins, and other odd-colored animals (and plants) « The Conservation Report
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How can you say that?! The puffin is cute. It tastes horrible, but it's cute.

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You're banned for calling puffins ugly.
 
banned for mentioning iceland who dont wont to pay people back, thats the real bad taste in some peoples mouths not puffin, who im sure must taste nicer than pidgeon.
 
johnny botwright said:
banned for mentioning iceland who dont wont to pay people back, thats the real bad taste in some peoples mouths not puffin, who im sure must taste nicer than pidgeon.
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Actually, we've never refused to pay. In fact, we have always promised that Britain and Holland would get their money. Most, if not all of it, will come from the sale of Landsbanki's (the bank that failed) assets, which will start later this month. The thing we don't agree on is the terms of the payment. The Icelandic public don't like the idea of signing a blank check to pay for the misdeeds of a handfull of rich bank owners, while nothing is done to get them to pay. Some of them are living in luxurious homes in London. Why hasn't the British government gone after them? Why only go after the Icelandic tax payers?

One question: When the US government bailed out a few big banks with taxpayer money, Americans complained and said it wasn't the governments job to bail out private companies. The same was said when the government bailed out car manufacturers. When the British government bailed out British and Scottish banks, the British public complained. Why is that now, when the Icelandic public is asked to bail out privately owned banks, and we complain, you say it's in "bad taste" (that's about the mildest I've heard us called)? The only difference is that our constitution provides a way for the people to have a say in the matter.

Banned for saying that I have bad taste, when the fact is that I have no taste at all.
 
Theofilus said:
How can you say that?! The puffin is cute. It tastes horrible, but it's cute.

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You're banned for calling puffins ugly.
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well compared to the canadian geese and mallard and emus here, that bird is ugly. and puffin make good gator food here.lol and shark food.
 
jasoncran said:
well compared to the canadian geese and mallard and emus here, that bird is ugly. and puffin make good gator food here.lol and shark food.
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Emus? You think puffins are ugly compared to this?

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Boy, are you ever banned.
 
Theofilus said:
Emus? You think puffins are ugly compared to this?

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Boy, are you ever banned.
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ahm but those keep wolves away and also are good guard animals. you laugh, but i have heard of that. them legs can crush a man's chest. and the eggs are to die for.(so i hear) i want to try them one day.
 
jasoncran said:
ahm but those keep wolves away and also are good guard animals. you laugh, but i have heard of that. them legs can crush a man's chest. and the eggs are to die for.(so i hear) i want to try them one day.
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You're banned because you don't have a frying pan big enough to fry emu eggs.
 
The puffin is a beautiful animal. Theofilus and Jasoncran, you are jointly banned for saying that they are ugly.
 
Vince said:
The puffin is a beautiful animal. Theofilus and Jasoncran, you are jointly banned for saying that they are ugly.
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banned for accusing theo of something that doesnt say. he said the puffin is cute and beautiful,but tastes real bad.
 
jasoncran said:
banned for accusing theo of something that doesnt say. he said the puffin is cute and beautiful,but tastes real bad.
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You're banned for banning Vince for banning me when I shouldn't have been banned when it should have been I who banned Vince for banning me when I shouldn't have been banned.

Vince, you're just banned.

All puffins are banned for not being tasty enough.

Emus are banned for looking like they have hair instead of feathers and for being bad imitations of ostriches.

Ostriches are banned because their eggs won't fit in my frying pan.
 
Theofilus said:
You're banned for banning Vince for banning me when I shouldn't have been banned when it should have been I who banned Vince for banning me when I shouldn't have been banned.

Vince, you're just banned.

All puffins are banned for not being tasty enough.

Emus are banned for looking like they have hair instead of feathers and for being bad imitations of ostriches.

Ostriches are banned because their eggs won't fit in my frying pan.
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banned for giving me a headache.
 
jasoncran said:
banned. This is not an essay writing class nor is it english 1101.
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Nor did you figure out that "No subject. Banned for using incomplete sentences." is two incomplete sentences. :D

Banned for not realzing what a hypocrit I am.

Uh... wait... that didn't come out right...
 
Theofilus said:
Nor did you figure out that "No subject. Banned for using incomplete sentences." is two incomplete sentences. :D

Banned for not realzing what a hypocrit I am.

Uh... wait... that didn't come out right...
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actually i did, but i read the intent. lol banned for being a republican.lol
 
jasoncran said:
actually i did, but i read the intent. lol banned for being a republican.lol
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Me? A Republican?

:biglol :lol :toofunny :hysterical :biglaugh

Seriously though... It's not nice to insult people like that.

Banned for calling me names.
 
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