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  • Part 1

    Husband, Wife, Junior (their baby) & Servant.

    Servant is a house boy who drinks the
    wine of his Boss with impunity then
    adds water to cover his tracks.
    His Boss was suspicious & decided to
    buy pasties (a French wine that changes
    color if u add water... just like dettol). Unknowing, Servant, drank from d wine
    & topped it up with water as usual.
    Sadly for him, immediately he added
    water, d pasties became milky & when the
    Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed him. Servant knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.

    The Boss told his wife about what he
    observed.

    “Servant!”, he called from the sitting
    room.

    He answered: “Yes, Boss”.

    “Who drank my pasties?”.

    No answer.

    The Boss asked again: still no answer.
    Part 1 continues

    Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: “Are you insane or what? I called and you said “yes boss” but when I asked you a
    question you didn’t answer me? ”

    Servant retorted, “Hmmm Master when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand
    anything at all, except your name.”
    “Is that so?” asked the boss, “Okay,go to the bar stand beside Madam (the wife), while I’ll go into d kitchen & then ask me a question”
    Part 2 (read Part 1 first)
    Husband, Wife, Junior (their baby) & Servant.

    Servant accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: “Boss”.“Yes,” his Boss answers.
    Servant then asks, “Who goes into the female servant's bedroom when Madam is not at home?”

    No answer. The boy shouted again: “Boss, I said, who sneaks into the maids room when madam is not home?”


    No answer.
    The Boss came out from the kitchen
    shouting, “Wonders will never cease!


    My Servant, It is true, when one is in the
    kitchen, one does not hear or understand any other thing, except one’s name.”


    The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s
    a lie - no argument.”
    She asked if
    she could enter the so-called magic kitchen to try this out.


    They agreed. She entered into the kitchen.

    Servant asks madam, “Who’s Junior’s biological father? Me or your husband?”


    Madam madly rushed out of the
    kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't hear anything." - From fb
    It is always good to see you! :)

    HE IS!
    When you are the neediest, He is the most sufficient.
    When you are completely helpless, He is the most helpful.
    When you feel totally dependent, He is absolutely dependable.
    When you are the weakest, He is the most able.
    When you are the most alone, He is intimately present.
    When you feel you are the least, He is the greatest!
    When you feel the most useless, He is preparing you.
    When it is darkest, He is the only Light you need.
    When you feel the least secure, He is your Rock and Fortress.
    When you are the most humble, He is most gracious.
    When you say that you cannot, remember that He can!-Author Unknown
    AMAZING!!! Other than all the happy crying I've been doing :) The thing that still blows my mind daily is how much I love God, and how much He loves me! I never knew I would be able to love anyone so much. It's weird to think about my life before knowing Him, and how lucky I am to have made it to this point in my life. I can go on and on, but how about yours?
    It is completely ludicrous and preposterous.

    Adam sinned and the whole world changed. Christ died on the cross and the universe is fred...


    The message sent to you doesn't make sense to me at all.

    You can start a thread on it, if you wish to.... :biggrin
    It is completely ludicrous and preposterous.

    Adam sinned and the whole world changed. Christ died on the cross and the universe is fred...


    The message sent to you doesn't make sense to me at all.

    You can start a thread on it, if you wish to.... :biggrin
    Nope. It doesn't make sense. The bible tells you: if you plant A you reap A. What makes A insignificant?:lol
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