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Are you a hipster Christian?

18 / 120 - this will not surprise Drew, (or anyone else, I suspect).





Seems kinda odd that such a non-Hip guy would drive this car:
 
UNT scheme

University of No Troubles UNT

-- Final Year Students, UNT Result
Grading = (student's score / 120) x 100

**Score and remark
70 - 100 = A (Excellent!)-----1st Class
60 - 69 = B (Very Good)-----2nd Class Upper DV
50 - 59 = C (Good )-----------2nd Class Lower DV
45 - 49 = D (Fair)--------------3rd Class
40 - 44 = E (poor)--------------Pass
0 - 39 = F (Fail)-----------------FAIL
-0 and below 0 = G (Disastrous!)---Super FAILURE
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The senate take decision.
 
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Student: Christ_Empowered
Score: 73/120, 61%, B, 2nd Class upper Dv
Remark: Very Good ! PASSED :biglol
Lecturer's comment: Quiet & Hardworking
Senate: Graduated,
-----------Scholarship to FCB
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Student: reba
Score: 51/120, 41%, D, 3rd Class
Remark: Fair! PASSED :chin
Lecturer's comment: Loquacious & Friendly
Senate: Graduated,
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Student: Danus
Score: 0/120, 0%, below G
Remark: Disastrous! FAILED :D
Lecturer's comments: Flees from school
Senate: Rusticated. Back to kindergarten
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Student: handy
Score: 37/120, 31%, F
Remark: FAILED :sad
Lecturer's comments: Hardworking, but...
Senate: Go back to first year

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Student: Pard
Score: 36/120, 30%, F
Remark: FAILED! :angry2 :grumpy
Lecturer's comments: Bullying, Loquacious
Senate: Step down to Highschool

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Student: Nick
Score: 65/120, 54%, C, 2nd Class Lower DV.
Remark: GOOD! PASSED! :lol
Lecturer's comments: Boisterous, gaming
Senate: Graduated.

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Student: theLords
Score: 32/120, 27%, F
Remark: FAILED
Lecturer's comments: Missed Classes
Senate: You must try another course!!

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Student: leftyatbest
Score: 67/120, 56%, C, 2nd Class Lower Dv.
Remark: GOOD! PASSED!
Lecturer's comments: Inquisitive
Senate: Graduated. retained to teach

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Student: jasoncran
Score: 45/120, 38%, F
Remark: FAILED :sad
Lecturer's comments: Erh
Senate: Repeat current Class

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Student: Mike_S
Score: 0/120, 0%, G
Remark: FAILED :grumpy
Lecturer's comments: wrecked a lab computer and fled
Senate: WANTED!

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Student: Acebopta
Score: 48/120, 40%, E 3rd Class Lower Dv
Remark: POOR! PASSED (Miraculously) :lol
Lecturer's comments: Friendly, loves music
Senate: Graduated.

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Student: Chuck_Taylor
Score: 0/120, 0%, G
Remark: Disastrous! :shocked
Lecturer's comments: Played always
Senate: Gen 12:1

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Student: Pizzaguy
Score: 18/120, 15%, F
Remark: FAILED :coke :popcorn
Lecturer's comments: with snacks always
Senate: All snacks companies must be banned
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Student: Cheyenne K
Score: 43/120, 36%, F
Remark: FAILED :crying
Lecturer's comments: Always folding arms...
Senate: Repeat Class
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Student: cyberjosh
Score: 22/120, 18%, F
Remark: FAILED :crying
Lecturer's comment: Was doing cowboy in class!
Senate: Repeat Class
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Student: lovely
Score: 83/120, 69%, B, 2nd Class Upper Dv
Remark: Very GOOD :D
Lecturer's comment: dwells in libraries! bookworm
Senate: Graduated, Best graduating Student(so far
---------Scholarship to FCB
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I failed at the UNT !?!


I failed at FaceBook too.

Back for me, back beyond first year...

I'm going back to my plough...

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny black toad
I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.

(And they say I'm not hip. :shades )
 
I failed at the UNT !?!


I failed at FaceBook too.

Back for me, back beyond first year...

I'm going back to my plough...

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny black toad
I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road.

(And they say I'm not hip. :shades )

:toofunny
You can write the school Senate at UNT@admin.come.go.cf.net
 
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43/120

Low CHQ. You probably belong to the purpose-driven, seeker-sensitive, Hawaiian shirt-wearing Christian establishment, even though you are open to some of the "rethinking Christianity" stuff. You seem to like edginess in some measure but become uneasy when your idea of Christian orthodoxy is challenged by some renegade young visionary who claims the virgin birth isn't necessary.

No...Just no...:toofunny
 
18 / 120 - this will not surprise Drew, (or anyone else, I suspect).





Seems kinda odd that such a non-Hip guy would drive this car:

I'm not far behind you bud.....

Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
22 / 120


<input value="22" id="total" type="hidden">Laggard. You hardly even register on the CHQ scale. But fear not: This is not necessarily a negative thing. Your Christian faith is refreshingly independent of zeitgeisty movements, styles, and reinventions.


I actually take the last part as a compliment. I suppose that I rank lower because I actually gave theologically deep and considered answers? :p

And most of my answers weren't on there either.
 
Oh please, Lush and Glen beck the Anti-Christ? That's about as silly as saying the Rapture occurred before Adam and Eve Sinned.

I'll be more than happy to tell you who the real Anti-Christ is. The real Anti-Christ is the Anti-Christ. Plain and simple.
its a joke and besides we know obama is the antichrist.;)
 
lighten up, it too was a joke. the ac would and can only only reign in the ten roman former states. or as i say romulan states:)
 
Your Christian Hipster Quotient:
83 / 120
High CHQ. You are a pretty progressive, stylish, hipster-leaning Christian, even while you could easily feel at home in a decidedly un-hip non-denominational church. You are conservative on some issues and liberal on others, and sometimes you grow weary of trendy "alt-Christianity." But make no mistake: You are a Christian hipster to at least some degree.

Who knew?
 
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