The Derailing Thread

[Jethro Bodine]

When dietary fibers are blended with optic fibers, what do you get?

Runny eyes?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

EASY FIBER

 

[Michael74]

Yummy. 好吃

 

[Michael74]

Companies issued $1.2 trillion in new shares last year. This exceeds the number of shares bought back by $454 billion. IOW, current shares were debased by about 2%. In addition, companies borrowed an additional net $693 billion last year, which shareholders will need to repay out of future profits.

Potential reversion to the historical equity valuation norm is an additional factor to consider. Historically, equites tended to have a net negative real return for a decade or so when valuations were super lofty. Negative real bond rates are also extant.

Inflation is the bank's war on investors.

 

[evenifigoalone]

Apparently I'm now sick. If only my throat would leave me alone.

 

[Michael74]

Listerine mouthwash helps.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Apparently I'm now sick. If only my throat would leave me alone.

One day my throat suddenly left me. I was speechless.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Listerine mouthwash helps.

Who can afford Listerine these days?
Thanks, banks.

 

[evenifigoalone]

Reasons to listen to Relient K #1 of ?:
This song:

Christians-- we're all afraid of fire.
We prefer to suck on pacifiers.
Baby pacifists, we're throwing fits.
We don't shake hands, we shake our fists.

We're cannibals.
We watch our brothers fall.
We eat our own, the bones and all.

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

We're going down, down, down in flames.
We're gonna drown, drown, drown insane.

We see the problem and the risk,
but nothing's solved.
We just say, "Tisk, tisk, tisk,"
and, "Shame, shame, shame."

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

Let's go!

Christians-- we mourn, the thorn is stuck
in the side of the body watch it self-destruct.
The enemy is much ignored
when we fight this Christian civil war.

We're cannibals.
We watch our brothers fall.
We eat our own, the bones and all.

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

We're going down, down, down in flames.
We're gonna drown, drown, drown insane.

We see the problem and the risk,
but nothing's solved.
We just say, "Tisk, tisk, tisk,"
and, "Shame, shame, shame."

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Bana na na na, na na na

Let me pause to clarify
('cause I'm sure you're asking, "Why?").
I stand before you and proudly claim
to belong to what this song complains.

I'm part of the problem,
I confess,
But I gotta get this off my chest.

Let's extinguish the anguish
for which we're to blame,
and save the world
from going down in flames.

Let me pause to clarify
('cause I'm sure you're asking, "Why?").
I stand before you and proudly claim
to belong to what this song complains.

I'm part of the problem,
I confess,
But I gotta get this off my chest.

Let's extinguish the anguish
for which we're to blame,
and save the world
from going down in flames.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Reasons to listen to Relient K #1 of ?:
This song:

Christians-- we're all afraid of fire.
We prefer to suck on pacifiers.
Baby pacifists, we're throwing fits.
We don't shake hands, we shake our fists.

We're cannibals.
We watch our brothers fall.
We eat our own, the bones and all.

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

We're going down, down, down in flames.
We're gonna drown, drown, drown insane.

We see the problem and the risk,
but nothing's solved.
We just say, "Tisk, tisk, tisk,"
and, "Shame, shame, shame."

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

Let's go!

Christians-- we mourn, the thorn is stuck
in the side of the body watch it self-destruct.
The enemy is much ignored
when we fight this Christian civil war.

We're cannibals.
We watch our brothers fall.
We eat our own, the bones and all.

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

We're going down, down, down in flames.
We're gonna drown, drown, drown insane.

We see the problem and the risk,
but nothing's solved.
We just say, "Tisk, tisk, tisk,"
and, "Shame, shame, shame."

Finally fell asleep on the plane
to wake to see we're going down in flames.

Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Na na na na, na na na na.
Bana na na na, na na na

Let me pause to clarify
('cause I'm sure you're asking, "Why?").
I stand before you and proudly claim
to belong to what this song complains.

I'm part of the problem,
I confess,
But I gotta get this off my chest.

Let's extinguish the anguish
for which we're to blame,
and save the world
from going down in flames.

Let me pause to clarify
('cause I'm sure you're asking, "Why?").
I stand before you and proudly claim
to belong to what this song complains.

I'm part of the problem,
I confess,
But I gotta get this off my chest.

Let's extinguish the anguish
for which we're to blame,
and save the world
from going down in flames.

I'll take Donna Summer.

 

[evenifigoalone]

I'll take Donna Summer.

Who dat

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Who dat

Some girl I know who lives in heaven.

 

[Michael74]

Who can afford Listerine these days?
Thanks, banks.

Inflation is the bank's war on people with sore throats.

 

[evenifigoalone]

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You done scared Goku. Now what'll he do when he gets a sore throat.

 

[Michael74]

Inflation is the bank's war on Goku.

Goku should vote away the bank.

 

[evenifigoalone]

I don't think Goku knows how to fight without his fists lol. Maybe Gohan can convince him.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

You done scared Goku. Now what'll he do when he gets a sore throat.

I dunno.
Wear smaller ear rings?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Who dat

2
Young'uns...
Gotta love 'em.

 

[Michael74]

Yes, maybe Gohan will lead voters to victory over the bank's inflation.

Then we will be able to afford Listerine once again.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I don't think Goku knows how to fight without his fists lol.

Goku translated mean 'Kaitlyn'.