The Derailing Thread

[Rollo Tamasi]

I heard something that I wanted to share with all of you, but I forgot what it was.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid".

"...chocolate is as chocolate does..."

 

[Michael74]

I heard something that I wanted to share with all of you, but I forgot what it was.

That will save me the trouble of forgetting it. Thanks for being so helpful.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Am I the only one to wear a suit and tie around here?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Am I the only one to wear a suit and tie around here?

You look smarter in your avatar than you ever have.

 

[Corn Pop]

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I hope you gave him some money.
I see people putting coins in there.
Come on kiwidan, throw him a 20 dollar bill.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

He got his 15 minutes of fame. He doesn't need my money.
But I will help him find a job.

Truthfully, his watch is probably worth more than both my cars.

 

[Corn Pop]

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/v...ons-with-sound-effect-stock-footage/483862969

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey look, I don't know how I got here.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey, I just noticed under my name it says I'm a Guru member.
Does that make me some kind of a Swami or something?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hey, I just noticed under my name it says I'm a Guru member.

I see they didn't use my suggestion for you: Moronic Member

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hey look, I don't know how I got here.

You've abused that kitten long enough.
I'm calling PETA.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/v...ons-with-sound-effect-stock-footage/483862969

Somebody's got too much time on their hands.
Why don't you go for a swim with the Manattees?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Somebody's got too much time on their hands.
Why don't you go for a swim with the Manattees?

Lol, you is so right about that.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I keep looking at that avatar of mine.
How long can I look at myself wearing a suit and tie?
It just ain't me.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I keep looking at that avatar of mine.
How long can I look at myself wearing a suit and tie?
It just ain't me.

One things for sure....from the neck up it's all you, baby!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

One things for sure....from the neck up it's all you, baby!

Yeah, I guess I fell into that one, didn't I, LOL!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey, I just noticed under my name it says I'm a Guru member.
Does that make me some kind of a Swami or something?

So now that I'm a Guru, do I have to wear the red spot on my head?