The Derailing Thread

[evenifigoalone]

Took my dog for a walk this morning. Need to do that every morning.

I'm going to have work today--and then I can start saving up money for the anime con I want to attend later on this year! (No, I'm not officially employed yet--I do get paid to do work for somebody, though.)

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Is anyone keen for a 1 on 1 debate?. Lets go.

Okay.
Let's debate "Did Manoah really see God"?
You can take whatever side you want.

 

[Kathi]

I believe Manoah is in Judges 13:1-23.

 

[agua.]

Is anyone keen for a 1 on 1 debate?. Lets go.

There are 2 types of people in this world.

Those who don't use interpretive powers to discern what I'll say next.

 

[agua.]

Death: Hey Bill let's take a little walk

Bill: ok ok you said Plumb

Death: wise Bill wise

 

[TOG]

A man was asked to proof read an advertisement which contained, among other things, the text "foodanddrink". He pointed out "The spaces are missing between food and and and and and drink".

That's a grammatically correct sentence that uses the word "and" 5 times in a row.

The TOG​

 

[TOG]

Here's another bit of text for you all to work on. Insert whatever punctuation marks you want so that this makes sense.

Bob though Bill had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

If that's a bit too hard, here's a simpler version.

Bob though Bill had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

The TOG​

 

[Chopper]

Bonjour.
Guten Tag.

Good day right back.

 

[Chopper]

Rats, I have to go to Home Depot to get glass cleaner and fire starter for my pellet stove.

 

[Kathi]

Rats, I have to go to Home Depot to get glass cleaner and fire starter for my pellet stove.

Don't forget the pellets

 

[Chopper]

Don't forget the pellets

We just had ground hog day, half my pellets are left.

 

[Edward]

LOL. Some of you might rememberr my fish. Well i just caught one that was even bigger. Life is getting better and better. The fish are getting bigger and bigger.

This new fish can feed at least 15 people, even more. Is around 50lb. Why is it it took me over 10 years to catch one and now im hammering them.

Today i am a happy man. All glory goes to the Lord. Praise the Lord.

Awesome! Enough to feed 15 people?! Whoa. I betcha with a little faith we could stretch it to feed 5000

 

[evenifigoalone]

We just had ground hog day, half my pellets are left.

Aw, I forgot to upload this on ground hog day (drew it two years ago):
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[Chopper]

Aw, I forgot to upload this on ground hog day (drew it two years ago):
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I love it!!

 

[Chopper]

I will never become a poaching Japanese whailing ship.

Yea, right on! You should join that ship that protects the whales. The "Sea Shepherd."

 

[Edward]

Yea, right on! You should join that ship that protects the whales. The "Sea Shepherd."

I thought that was a cool show. A little over the top perhaps, but pretty cool.

 

[farouk]

Aw, I forgot to upload this on ground hog day (drew it two years ago):
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Up here it's Wireton Willie that is the equivalent of Punxatawney Phil...

 

[farouk]

The Lord provides.

"Jehovah-Jireh"

 

[farouk]

The lord provides, and makes one alive, so all can strive, and through his wounds the devil dies, and frys.

lol, i just randomly made that up.

Nominated for Visiting Professor of Poetry, Victoria University of Wellington...

 

[Edward]

My dog likes chocolate.