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The Derailing Thread

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I stay up very late a lot because I'm a night owl. But this week have had to go to bed early, because classes. I can do it, I just need outside motivation.:confused2
 
Some one-liners for your enjoyment...

  • A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!!!
  • There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • Light travels faster than sound, which is why many people seem bright until you hear them speak.
  • It is better to remain silent and let everyone think you are a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops and on my desk I have a work station.
  • Intellectual: A person who can listen to the William Tell overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger
  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
  • Never take sleeping pills and a laxative together.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Since tomatoes are technically a fruit, does that mean that ketchup is a smoothy?
The TOG


The TOG​
 
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