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  • Are you taking the time to pray? Christ is the answer in times of need

    https://christianforums.net/threads/psalm-70-1-save-me-o-god-lord-help-me-now.108509/

  • The Gospel of Jesus Christ

    Heard of "The Gospel"? Want to know more?

    There is salvation in no other, for there is not another name under heaven having been given among men, by which it behooves us to be saved."

  • Depending upon the Holy Spirit for all you do?

    Read through the following study by Tenchi for more on this topic

    https://christianforums.net/threads/without-the-holy-spirit-we-can-do-nothing.109419/

  • Focus on the Family

    Strengthening families through biblical principles.

    Focus on the Family addresses the use of biblical principles in parenting and marriage to strengthen the family.

  • Have questions about the Christian faith?

    Come ask us what's on your mind in Questions and Answers

    https://christianforums.net/forums/questions-and-answers/

  • How are famous preachers sometimes effected by sin?

    Join Sola Scriptura for a discussion on the subject

    https://christianforums.net/threads/anointed-preaching-teaching.109331/#post-1912042

The Derailing Thread

Some one-liners for your enjoyment...

  • A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!!!
  • There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • Light travels faster than sound, which is why many people seem bright until you hear them speak.
  • It is better to remain silent and let everyone think you are a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops and on my desk I have a work station.
  • Intellectual: A person who can listen to the William Tell overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger
  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
  • Never take sleeping pills and a laxative together.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Since tomatoes are technically a fruit, does that mean that ketchup is a smoothy?
The TOG


The TOG​

I learned from this post that I am not an intellectual. :)
 
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I like this.The black doors with white trimming and dark beige walls.
 
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