Deborah13
Member
Some one-liners for your enjoyment...
The TOG
- A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!!!
- There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
- Light travels faster than sound, which is why many people seem bright until you hear them speak.
- It is better to remain silent and let everyone think you are a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt.
- A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops and on my desk I have a work station.
- Intellectual: A person who can listen to the William Tell overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger
- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
- Never take sleeping pills and a laxative together.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- Since tomatoes are technically a fruit, does that mean that ketchup is a smoothy?
The TOG
I learned from this post that I am not an intellectual.