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The Derailing Thread

I saw one where this guy asked these girls to watch his house while he's gone, then he runs in there pretending to be a burglar. He got hit over the head really hard before revealing it was just him--he deserved that.:nono
 
I saw a couple where a young white guy would walk up to a group of black men and say, hey I was wondering if you guys would like to kiss my *ss today? He got punched out almost every time. I'm not sure what the prank was. Was it can I get beat up today? :hysterical
 
They'll give someone a heart attack doing that one of these days. Or else someone who is quick on the draw will shoot the prankster. I don't think these are funny pranks. I can see the intended humor in it. I'm not without a sense of humor, but some of these pranks are going too far nowadays.

Can't believe they didn't see this coming.

 
Oh, when I was a kid my babysitter used to watch that movie while I was there...it didn't give me nightmares or anything, but I didn't like it.
 
Here's over an hour of some really good pranks. Some of these have been so overused in movies, cartoons and TV shows, that they're hardly funny at all any more, but seeing people's reaction to them in real life is hilarious.


The TOG​
 
The shooting was an accident. Two people made a very tragic mistake.
so is drunk driving and we charge those with a crimed called vehicular homicide.

im not saying its capital offense but that he should do some time for that.i know that if she broke in the house in my state and did that. he would go do jail for a crime. manslaughter. syg has no protections for that otherwise like today I scared a homeowner as her dog barked at me. so she could come out and just shoot me? no.
 
There was a group of people taking a sight seeing tour of the city in a helicopter, when all of a sudden, it became very foggy and the pilot could only see a few yards in front of the helicopter. At the same time, all the navigational instruments stopped working, so he couldn't tell which way it was to the airport. He flew around aimlessly for a while, until he saw a skyscraper. He flew up close to it and hovered outside a window where a meeting was being held, until the people inside noticed him and came to the window to see what was going on. The pilot then held up a big sign that said "Where am I?" on it. Somebody inside got a big piece of cardboard and wrote on it "You are in a helicoopter." The pilot held up another sign that said "Thank you." and then flew straight to the airport and landed. After they were on the ground, one of the passengers asked him how he was able to know where the airport was from the information on the sign. "That's simple", said the pilot. "The help they gave me was technically correct, but totally useless, so I knew it must be the Microsoft building, and I was able to find the way to the airport from there".

The TOG​
 
so is drunk driving and we charge those with a crimed called vehicular homicide.

im not saying its capital offense but that he should do some time for that.i know that if she broke in the house in my state and did that. he would go do jail for a crime. manslaughter. syg has no protections for that otherwise like today I scared a homeowner as her dog barked at me. so she could come out and just shoot me? no.

jasonc watch the 1st 30 seconds of the video.
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jasonc watch the 1st 30 seconds of the video.
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I know the story. it ends with a blurb on the facts about gun violence. but accidents even if he didn't mean to kill her like that doesn't mean he shouldn't do time. he had to id the target and could have holstered. it is taught in ccl.
 
I know the story. it ends with a blurb on the facts about gun violence. but accidents even if he didn't mean to kill her like that doesn't mean he shouldn't do time. he had to id the target and could have holstered. it is taught in ccl.

Well...you and I see things different.

It happens.
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There was a group of people taking a sight seeing tour of the city in a helicopter, when all of a sudden, it became very foggy and the pilot could only see a few yards in front of the helicopter. At the same time, all the navigational instruments stopped working, so he couldn't tell which way it was to the airport. He flew around aimlessly for a while, until he saw a skyscraper. He flew up close to it and hovered outside a window where a meeting was being held, until the people inside noticed him and came to the window to see what was going on. The pilot then held up a big sign that said "Where am I?" on it. Somebody inside got a big piece of cardboard and wrote on it "You are in a helicoopter." The pilot held up another sign that said "Thank you." and then flew straight to the airport and landed. After they were on the ground, one of the passengers asked him how he was able to know where the airport was from the information on the sign. "That's simple", said the pilot. "The help they gave me was technically correct, but totally useless, so I knew it must be the Microsoft building, and I was able to find the way to the airport from there".

The TOG​
:lol
 
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