The Derailing Thread

[TOG]

You live in Texas?

If Alaska were divided into two equal parts, Texas would be the third-largest state. Don't tell any Texan that though. They think things are really big there.

The TOG​

 

[Kathi]

If Alaska were divided into two equal parts, Texas would be the third-largest state. Don't tell any Texan that though. They think things are really big there.

The TOG​

I know that Alaska is big.

 

[jasonc]

NO HOT WATER!!!
We have been without electricity
The pump to the well went out and we had no water
Now this

I had to shut you off, if noticed the meter was turned to a 45 degree slant and not removed.dont hate me just pay your bill.

 

[Kathi]

I get a new tank tomorrow.Apparently when we were without water last week it fried the elements.

 

[Kathi]

 

[TOG]

Please direct all complaints to the Department of Complaints, Torture and Beheadings.

The TOG​

 

[TOG]

I bet you've never heard this version of Snow White before. It's very dramatic.

The TOG​

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I get a new tank tomorrow.Apparently when we were without water last week it fried the elements.

I guess that means we missed the rapture:

"10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief...and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat," (2 Peter 3:10 NASB)

 

[Kathi]

I guess that means we missed the rapture:

"10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief...and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat," (2 Peter 3:10 NASB)

I am sorry you lost me.I know it doesn't take much.What does a water heater have to do with the rapture?

 

[jasonc]

I am sorry you lost me.I know it doesn't take much.What does a water heater have to do with the rapture?

heater element. get it?

 

[jasonc]

I need that as a shirt with grenade in pocket on vest with the rewording of: here take this and pull pin and release spoon but don't throw the body.if you want a lower electric or water bill that is the only solution I can give.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I bet you've never heard this version of Snow White before. It's very dramatic.

The TOG​

A witch with one teeth!

Sic 'em, grammar police Master Lt. Sergeant jasonc!

 

[jasonc]

lol. Master Lt Sergeant. that is one hell of rank. twenty up and twenty down with a few stars in the chevron.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I am sorry you lost me.I know it doesn't take much.What does a water heater have to do with the rapture?

Oi Vey....

jasonc, get out of the way. I'm going to throw myself on that grenade.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

lol. Master Lt Sergeant. that is one hell of rank. twenty up and twenty down with a few stars in the chevron.

I left out 'First Class'...sorry.

(I'm still trying to figure out if you're enlisted or commissioned.)

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I am sorry you lost me.I know it doesn't take much.What does a water heater have to do with the rapture?

You know, hot water, pipes, houses, baths, kitchens, high electric bills, Master Lt. Sergeants... Get it?

 

[jasonc]

I left out 'First Class'...sorry.

(I'm still trying to figure out if you're enlisted or commissioned.)

non commission officer, enlisted. an officer?! not in this world!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

non commission officer, enlisted. an officer?! not in this world!

In a previous life they called them 'Warrant Officers' if I'm not mistaken.

 

[jasonc]

In a previous life they called them 'Warrant Officers' if I'm not mistaken.

the army and I think air farce still has those. a warrant is a commissioned officer that has no command authority usually and is more of an advisor to the battalion cdr on things such as: mess, maintaince, medicine and also can run a shop for maintance, and also in charge of a medical company and or is a pa. they are just limited to that. air defense and artillery has them as well and so does the mp corps(cid)

 

[Kathi]

You know, hot water, pipes, houses, baths, kitchens, high electric bills, Master Lt. Sergeants... Get it?

Oh,of course.