The Official King of the Hill Thread

[bigllama]

I ride my dogsled up the hill and get my rabid, hungry dogs to chase you down the hill.

 

[Nick]

My drop bears, emus, kangaroos and kookaburus will easily take care of those. :D

 

[bigllama]

I also got my polar bears, caribou, buffaloes and moose to go against your drop bears, emus, kangaroos and kookaburus.

 

[Nick]

Ahhh, but Australia has got the most venemous snakes and spiders in the world. Plus crocodiles and great white sharks.

 

[bigllama]

I'm Chinese, I use snakes to make snake soup :D As for the spiders, I will use my pesticides to kill em all. Crocodiles and sharks are irrelevant because we are on a hill, there are no large bodies of water.

 

[Nick]

Actually crocodiles do not have to be in water. How else do they survive the dry season in northern Australia? :D

 

[bigllama]

I assumed they lived on the coast since Australia is just a huge island... nevertheless I still believe that polar bears, grizzly bears, caribou, moose, buffalo, and wolves are more than capable of beating your drop bears, emus, kangaroos and kookaburus, crocodiles, spiders, and snakes.

Wow, this is turning into quite a war... just to be at the top of a hill lol

 

[Nick]

Well the crocodiles live near the coast, but they survive inland in the dry season when all the waterholes have dried up.

My superiour animal army keeps the hill! I also build a giant fort of defense.

 

[Vince]

Rounding up dozens of kids from the orphanage, I point to Nick, explaining that he is a wealthy Gringo with lots of ice cream, candy, and tacos. They charge after Nick, and in the confusion, I seize the hill.

 

[Nick]

Ahhh but not even Vince can resist my ice-cream. But he does not know that his one is laced with poison. While he is rushed to the hospital that is conveniantly nearby, I retake the hill.

My defenses include:
A fort
Australian animals
orphan kids

 

[bigllama]

Your crocodile eats one of the kids, and the rest run away in fear. I then euthanize your animals by injecting your poison ice cream in them. well, except the kangaroo, which is harmless. I then take over the hill.

 

[Nick]

Kangaroo harmless? You just made a big mistake. It kicks you down to Antarctia and retake the hill.

 

[jasoncran]

Kangaroo harmless? You just made a big mistake. It kicks you down to Antarctia and retake the hill.

i lord cranman, most evil :devil , take the hill by flying over by releasing anthrax spores and napalm the kangaroo, take the hill while Nick is in icu.

and i wearing a hazmat suit and with a team begin cleaning up the spores and build a fortress of evil.

 

[bigllama]

cranman is tired from cleaning. I boot him from the hill and return to my rightful position at the top.

 

[Vince]

Your crocodile eats one of the kids,

Hah! You don't know Mexicans. These kids would eat the crocodile.

 

[jasoncran]

Your crocodile eats one of the kids,

Hah! You don't know Mexicans. These kids would eat the crocodile.

aye caramba, la imigra says the the ninos and ninas and are deported back to mexico. el vincinte in a state of shock heads to the amercian embassy to fix this.

i retake my hill. and kill all the reptiles and have plenty of gator tail for all.

 

[bigllama]

your hill? not anymore. I shove cran off the hill and resume my rightful position as king of the hill.

 

[Nick]

not before I steal it back off you

 

[jasoncran]

lol, hmm i show my aa-12 to nick, and tell him he can have it for the hill. he agrees.

 

[Nick]

And how could I resist? :D