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Who ever gets the last Word

Sorry if I added cheese to your "don't like" food list. What's really interesting, though, is that if you ever get strepp throat, that penicilin they prescribe to you, is made from mold; who'd of thunk it?
 
if i didn't know better I'd say you were absolutely insane, but of course Iknow better
 
Well, if you can't beat em join em, obviously I can't beat Timothy so I must join him

merrily, merrily,merrily ....
 
d-liver d-letter d-sooner d-better d-later d-letter d-madder I getter!
(It's from Dear Mr.Henshaw I read it many years ago but it stuck and I couldn't resist adding it to the nonsense we already had)
 
onions? wait no I get it liver and onions almost had it once but then I changed my mind it's just the thought.
 
I've never eaten it; it's just something I thought of. I was going to put eewe(?), but I couldn't figure out how to spell it (obviously), so I just put onions. I have had liver and I have had onions. Liver - don't like. Onions - if it's cooked in the food or if there is very little in a salad.
 
You know I 've been cradling the same drink and food that made me sick for two days now!
 
Hurry quick ,I snese that Timothy is coming back soon we must return to babbling nonsense....

Blah..Blah....Blah... Dry eyes ...to clear Eyes....

wow
 
Ahh, no, don't worry, I moved my chair back.

I don't know where he went off to. He was just in here...
 
aJack jumps over the candle stick, catches on fire and puts his eye out on the wick.
 
Never heard that last part. The rhyme always ended after candlestick when I heard it.
 
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