Who ever gets the last Word

[itoldyounoalready]

Yeah , it's from the lost book from the Christian Brother's called The actual Demented Endings to all fairy tales.

 

[cly]

Sounds like it could be funny.

 

[itoldyounoalready]

Yesh, you should read it sometime , it made me who I am today :

 

[cly]

I wrote down the title, now all have to do is remember to look up the book.

 

[itoldyounoalready]

Umm...CLY... it doesn't exist, you wouldn't find it if you tried, the closest I have to it is the things me and my friends wrote about the Brother's Grimm, a few years back, I made it up

 

[cly]

Well, you got me good, didn't you? :

It's late. I blame it on the time.

 

[itoldyounoalready]

I didn't mean too. I just sort of put it up there.

 

[cly]

I think I'll pull a Timothy.

Baa, baa black sheep...

 

[itoldyounoalready]

have you any wool...

 

[cly]

Yes sir, yes sir

 

[itoldyounoalready]

...three eight heavy bags full...

 

[cly]

One for my master,
One for the dame,
One for the little boy
Who lives down the lane...

 

[itoldyounoalready]

In a box...without cable...without a microwave....without a dryer!

 

[Blazin Bones]

Then the wool caught fire after Jack knocked over the candle. 8-)

 

[itoldyounoalready]

And the boy had no wool for a winter jacket, caught pnuemonia and died, because his family had no insurance either.

 

[cly]

Wow! Maybe I should ask you two for story ideas...

 

[itoldyounoalready]

I don't know it depends if you want the demented slightly depressing side of things, though the story lines are original, your teacher/audience may question if you need extreme counseling

 

[cly]

Got me there.

 

[itoldyounoalready]

Hehe, yeah its happened many a time, I think its an Edgar Allan Poe complex though he did actually need counseling and his life was extremely depressing, he died penniless and drunk.

 

[cly]

Edgar Allen Poe...now there was a suspensful mystery unto himself. Everything about that man was rather strange, even his death! They still don't know how he died. He just turned up dead on a sidewalk, like you said, drunk and penniless. Weird, weird man...