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Who ever gets the last Word

"I'm not getting baptized again!" shouts Nick. "Vince baptized me last year, and it didn't do me any good!" A few Christians muttered that you have to be baptized three times (in Theofilus's case, four times) before it takes, but few people believe that.

"The problem," Vince explained, "is that you're Australian." "What's that got to do with it?" demanded Nick. Vince replied, "We have to hold you 'down under.'" And so...
 
Vince said:
"I'm not getting baptized again!" shouts Nick. "Vince baptized me last year, and it didn't do me any good!" A few Christians muttered that you have to be baptized three times (in Theofilus's case, four times) before it takes, but few people believe that.

"The problem," Vince explained, "is that you're Australian." "What's that got to do with it?" demanded Nick. Vince replied, "We have to hold you 'down under.'" And so...
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i being uninvited push vince away from nick and offer him some kangaroo meat.
 
I've never had kangaroo meat. It's not kosher. But, believe it or not, you can get it in grocery stores here in Iceland.
 
Don't eat kangaroos! :crying

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theLords said:
Don't eat kangaroos! :crying

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Actually they're quite the problem in Australia. There's tens of millions of them and they're destorying our agriculture. Their meat is better than beef if cooked the right way. We need to be farming kangaroos. Shootinbg them just isn't effective enough.
 
Fine Nick, why don't you eat the whole crew while you're at it, Rabbit, Eeyore, Owl, Pooh Bear, Tigger, Piglet, and even Christopher Robin! :grumpy

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Sorry, but the world before the 80's does not exist in my history book! 80's babies are the center of the universe or didn't you hear?
 
theLords said:
Sorry, but the world before the 80's does not exist in my history book! 80's babies are the center of the universe or didn't you hear?
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lol and you like winnie the pooh , my dad aged 62 read those as kid in the 50's.

and i read them as well by golden books. the disney show and magic kingdom movies came at least(the later) a decade later when walt disney was still alive.

you grew up on the late 80's early 90's version of pooh.
 
I thought mom and dad's name was T and V

So that box with the motion pictures and sounds is not an adequate parent? Hmmmmmmm :chin
 
theLords said:
Sorry, but the world before the 80's does not exist in my history book! 80's babies are the center of the universe or didn't you hear?
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I think you mean the 90's ;)

Vince said:
At least the Australians didn't shoot Bambi's mother.
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Aha!

jasoncran said:
somebody doesnt like veal parmasian?
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Actually veal is the only meat I"m not real keen on. But from what other people have said rabbit isn't too good either.
 
Nick said:
I think you mean the 90's ;)


Aha!


Actually veal is the only meat I"m not real keen on. But from what other people have said rabbit isn't too good either.
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veal is the italian word for venison aka deer meat, and rabbit stew is awesome.

people also eat squirrels.
 
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