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youre banned!

Actually, Jasoncran, it was a very wise thing to say.

So you're banned.
 
The Philadelphia Phillies, champions of truth, justice, and the American way, won their opening game yesterday. To celebrate, everyone is unbanned.
 
L'Chante, the phabulous Phillies have won their second game today! You're banned for phailing to realize that Phillies phanatics are the only one who spell these words properly.
 
L'Chante, the phabulous Phillies have won their second game today! You're banned for phailing to realize that Phillies phanatics are the only one who spell these words properly.
banned for being a philedelphian. vile creatures.:lol
 
Sorry, Jasoncran, but I grew up in Levittown, Pennsylvania, the apex of civilization.

I'm going to have to ban you.
 
You're banned for thinking that any town in American could be civilized.
 
You're banned for not knowing that Levittown, Pennsylvania WAS civilized when I lived there.
banned for not realising that the first european colony was in florida, and its named after st.augustine.
 
banned for not realising that the first european colony was in florida, and its named after st.augustine.

Yes, I did know that. You're banned for not knowing that I, a resident of Levittown, Pennsylvania (the apex of civilization) am highly-educated. I was also going to ban you for not knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, but then I remembered that you weren't educated in Levittown, Pennsylvania.
 
Yes, I did know that. You're banned for not knowing that I, a resident of Levittown, Pennsylvania (the apex of civilization) am highly-educated. I was also going to ban you for not knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, but then I remembered that you weren't educated in Levittown, Pennsylvania.

I’m banning myself for laughing too much. Seriously. I can't stop. :lol
 
Yes, I did know that. You're banned for not knowing that I, a resident of Levittown, Pennsylvania (the apex of civilization) am highly-educated. I was also going to ban you for not knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, but then I remembered that you weren't educated in Levittown, Pennsylvania.
I am will emphacitcally state with glee even. I am not from the North! I would be one them thar communists, er liberals:lol

I banned vince for being a commie.
 
I am will emphacitcally state with glee even. I am not from the North! I would be one them thar communists, er liberals:lol

I banned vince for being a commie.

You're banned for banning one of your fellow Communists.
 
I’m unbanning myself to ban Theo for banning Dukey who banned Vince who is my friend. (My highly educated friend who can spell-check)
 
Wait!!! He’s not my friend. He is a cookie-fiend! Vince, you’re banned. Again. :grumpy
 
No, Jasoncran, you're got it wrong. The Philadelphia Phillies represent all that is good in the United States. Communists HATE the Phillies. I love the Phillies.

You're banned.

Note to L'Chante. Yes, I am a cookie fiend, but only if they are chocolate chip. Please unban me. Thank you.
 
In my country it is punishable by death to mess with a woman’s chocolate chip cookies..
 
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