youre banned!

[Vince]

Actually, Jasoncran, it was a very wise thing to say.

So you're banned.

 

[l'Chante]

Kila mtu anaweza kusoma bila kutumia Google Translate ni hili marufuku.

I consider myself banned.



In English

 

[Vince]

The Philadelphia Phillies, champions of truth, justice, and the American way, won their opening game yesterday. To celebrate, everyone is unbanned.

 

[l'Chante]

You're banned for unbanning people whom I banned.

 

[Vince]

You're banned for unbanning people whom I banned.

In light of the phabulous victory of the Philadelphia Phillies, I am unbanning myself.

 

[l'Chante]

You're banned for failing to spell-check.

 

[Vince]

L'Chante, the phabulous Phillies have won their second game today! You're banned for phailing to realize that Phillies phanatics are the only one who spell these words properly.

 

[jasoncran]

L'Chante, the phabulous Phillies have won their second game today! You're banned for phailing to realize that Phillies phanatics are the only one who spell these words properly.

banned for being a philedelphian. vile creatures.

 

[Vince]

Sorry, Jasoncran, but I grew up in Levittown, Pennsylvania, the apex of civilization.

I'm going to have to ban you.

 

[l'Chante]

You're banned for thinking that any town in American could be civilized.

 

[Vince]

You're banned for thinking that any town in American could be civilized.

You're banned for not knowing that Levittown, Pennsylvania WAS civilized when I lived there.

 

[jasoncran]

You're banned for not knowing that Levittown, Pennsylvania WAS civilized when I lived there.

banned for not realising that the first european colony was in florida, and its named after st.augustine.

 

[Vince]

banned for not realising that the first european colony was in florida, and its named after st.augustine.

Yes, I did know that. You're banned for not knowing that I, a resident of Levittown, Pennsylvania (the apex of civilization) am highly-educated. I was also going to ban you for not knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, but then I remembered that you weren't educated in Levittown, Pennsylvania.

 

[l'Chante]

Yes, I did know that. You're banned for not knowing that I, a resident of Levittown, Pennsylvania (the apex of civilization) am highly-educated. I was also going to ban you for not knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, but then I remembered that you weren't educated in Levittown, Pennsylvania.

I’m banning myself for laughing too much. Seriously. I can't stop.

 

[jasoncran]

Yes, I did know that. You're banned for not knowing that I, a resident of Levittown, Pennsylvania (the apex of civilization) am highly-educated. I was also going to ban you for not knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, but then I remembered that you weren't educated in Levittown, Pennsylvania.

I am will emphacitcally state with glee even. I am not from the North! I would be one them thar communists, er liberals

I banned vince for being a commie.

 

[Theofilus]

I am will emphacitcally state with glee even. I am not from the North! I would be one them thar communists, er liberals

I banned vince for being a commie.

You're banned for banning one of your fellow Communists.

 

[l'Chante]

I’m unbanning myself to ban Theo for banning Dukey who banned Vince who is my friend. (My highly educated friend who can spell-check)

 

[l'Chante]

Wait!!! He’s not my friend. He is a cookie-fiend! Vince, you’re banned. Again.

 

[Vince]

No, Jasoncran, you're got it wrong. The Philadelphia Phillies represent all that is good in the United States. Communists HATE the Phillies. I love the Phillies.

You're banned.

Note to L'Chante. Yes, I am a cookie fiend, but only if they are chocolate chip. Please unban me. Thank you.

 

[l'Chante]

In my country it is punishable by death to mess with a woman’s chocolate chip cookies..