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Desire to be a vessel of honor unto the Lord Jesus Christ?
Join For His Glory for a discussion on how
https://christianforums.net/threads/a-vessel-of-honor.110278/
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Taking the time to pray? Christ is the answer in times of need
https://christianforums.net/threads/psalm-70-1-save-me-o-god-lord-help-me-now.108509/
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The Derailing Thread
- Thread starter Rollo Tamasi
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- May 22, 2012
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My type of guy looks like this:
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- May 22, 2012
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You should see kid Goku, he's hilariousI've never been one that is into big muscles like that. Slim and defined is what I think is hot.
Goku can be funny... Like how much he eats and how fast.
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Angel
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Only the few... Can you change your hair color in a fit of rage? Or power up. Or...something.
Angel
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I like his glasses.
And the background in the picture is pretty cool.
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Funnies!!!
1) What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Extra points: Holy, Holy, Holy
2) Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
3) What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
4) Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
5) How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
6) Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
7) What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
8) Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
9) Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
10) Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
11) Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
12) What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
13) Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
14) Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
15) What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
16) What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
17) Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
18) How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
19) At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
20) Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
21) What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
22) What man in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua, son of None
23) Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
24) Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
25) Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
26) If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
27) Need an ark?
I noah guy.
1) What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Extra points: Holy, Holy, Holy
2) Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
3) What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
4) Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
5) How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
6) Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
7) What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
8) Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
9) Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
10) Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
11) Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
12) What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
13) Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
14) Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
15) What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
16) What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
17) Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
18) How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
19) At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
20) Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
21) What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
22) What man in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua, son of None
23) Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
24) Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
25) Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
26) If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
27) Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Thank you Angel. Like Jethro Bodine I can scarcely stop sobbing. Praise God.
I hope this song dedicated to our Savior would end the question for many if a Catholic can be Christian. I have known many.
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Back to the daily grind, yeah?
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Corn Pop
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Yes. I will be grinding fibreglass for repairs.
- May 22, 2012
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It's only 8:20 and I'm tired and want to go to bed already. Why? I woke up at 10 am.
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You're getting old.
- Nov 23, 2012
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Critical thought:
I do not care for those drawings you keep putting up.
But they don't really bother me in any way.
I'm just expressing myself since you opened the door for me to do so.
Thank you.
Angel
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She's just having fun...