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The Derailing Thread

I've never been one that is into big muscles like that. Slim and defined is what I think is hot.
Goku can be funny... Like how much he eats and how fast.

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Funnies!!!

1) What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns

Extra points: Holy, Holy, Holy

2) Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.

3) What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission

4) Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.

5) How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.

6) Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.

7) What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.

8) Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

9) Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.

10) Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

11) Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.

12) What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.

13) Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.

14) Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.

15) What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.

16) What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.

17) Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)

18) How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.

19) At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.

20) Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.

21) What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.

22) What man in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua, son of None

23) Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.

24) Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.

25) Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.

26) If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.

27) Need an ark?
I noah guy.
 
Angel said:
This will lift you up and also make you cry. Thank you Jesus!


A crown of thorns placed on His head He knew that He would soon be dead He said did you forget me Father did you? They nailed Him to a wooden cross Soon all the world would feel the loss Of Christ the King before His Hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah He hung His head and prepared to die Then lifted His face up to the sky Said I am coming home now Father to you A reed which held His final sip Was gently lifted to his lips He drank His last and gave His soul to glory Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah The soldier who had used his sword To pierce the body of our Lord Said truly this is Jesus Christ our Savior He looked with fear upon his sword Then turned to face his Christ and Lord Fell to his knees crying Hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Took from his head the thorny crown And wrapped him in a linen gown And laid him down to rest inside the tomb The holes in his hands, his feet and side Now in our hearts we know he died To save us from ourselves oh hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Three days went by again they came To move the stone to bless the slain With oil and spice anointing hallelujah But as they went to move the stone They saw that they were not alone But Jesus Christ has risen Hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah
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Thank you Angel. Like Jethro Bodine I can scarcely stop sobbing. Praise God.
I hope this song dedicated to our Savior would end the question for many if a Catholic can be Christian. I have known many.
 
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questdriven said:
It's only 8:20 and I'm tired and want to go to bed already. Why? I woke up at 10 am.
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Critical thought:
I do not care for those drawings you keep putting up.
But they don't really bother me in any way.
I'm just expressing myself since you opened the door for me to do so.
Thank you.
 
Good example why the world is a complete mess. Lets see if one person wins 900 million in the lotto. Na, let it hit a billion. One person, One billion.
 
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