The Official King of the Hill Thread

[Vince]

Speaking of Star Trek, how many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?













The whole crew. One to change the bulb, and the rest to blow up their ship to preserve their honor.

 

[Nick]

And I still have the hil.

 

[Blazin Bones]

I learn how to do a haduken from Ken Master and hit Nick with one. I now have the hill.

 

[Vince]

Vince approaches the hill, but realizing that Blazing Bones knows how to do a haduken, Vince wisely retreats.

 

[jasoncran]

I learn how to do a haduken from Ken Master and hit Nick with one. I now have the hill.

i am super saien and over power you with the kama mie level 3 attack. and retake the hill.

lol haudken, i use to say that when i did the kata saiuchin in karate-do

 

[Nick]

I tell Jason that Vince has stolen all his Star Treck DVD's. Enraged, Jason charges down the hill to stop Vince getting his hands on his prized collection. I now take the hill.

 

[Vince]

Vince explains to Jason that he had been busy at the orphanage. When Jason demands to know why Nick accused him, Vince reminds Jason that Nick is an escapee from a lunatic asylum. Mumbling angrily to himself, Jason heads back to the hill.

 

[jasoncran]

while riding a kangaroo

 

[Nick]

:biglol :rolling

 

[Vince]

At the insane asylum, an indignant Nick tells the attendants that a Star Trek fan, riding a kangaroo, had lassoed Nick and brought him back. "They're all out to get me!" wailed Nick. "The Klingons, the Phillies, the last word thread, all of them!"

Concerned for Nick's safety, they take him to a room with padded walls so he can't hurt himself.

 

[Nick]

Vince, have you got the hill?

 

[Caroline H]

Nope, Jason has it. BUT, I posted fliers all around the hill and surrounding area advertising that a championship MMA tournament is taking place tonight, and admission is free to the first 10 people. Jason hightails it over to the auditorium to watch, and I take the hill.

 

[jasoncran]

Nope, Jason has it. BUT, I posted fliers all around the hill and surrounding area advertising that a championship MMA tournament is taking place tonight, and admission is free to the first 10 people. Jason hightails it over to the auditorium to watch, and I take the hill.

naga i will watch , but i seldom watch mma or the ufc

 

[Vince]

No, I'm not really interested in the hill. I have the last word thread, and that's enough for me.

 

[jasoncran]

darn it some else take the hill , so i can take it back. :eyebrow

 

[Vince]

Jasoncran, if you want the hill, you can have it. With proper psychiatric care, Nick will eventually realize that the hill isn't worth having, as I realized some time ago.

 

[Nick]

Jasoncran, if you want the hill, you can have it. With proper psychiatric care, Nick will eventually realize that the hill isn't worth having, as I realized some time ago.

NEVER!

What I did realise is that having the hill is much better than having the last word.

 

[Vince]

"What I did realise is that having the hill is much better than having the last word. "

I told you that I would win that contest. Having nothing more to prove, I am content to let you guys fight over the hill.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Having realized Vince's obsession with the Last word, I bring a group therapy class to meet at the base of the hill. While the group meets, they realize that he has an obsession with having the last word and they force him to attend group therapy or join Nick in the funny farm.

Realing my wife has not lost the hill yet, I leave her be to enjoy her reign.

 

[Vince]

The group therapy class at the bottom of the hill breaks out into fist fights as they all accuse each other of being crazy. Vince quietly slips away, hoping that they will find the mental healing that they need. Uninterested in the hill, he returns contentedly to the last word thread, which he owns.