Drew said:
2. We therefore know that Jesus' statement to the thief could not have been meant to suggest that the thief would in "paradise" on the very day of the crucifixion. Paradise is only mentioned in 2 places outside of this brief reference in Luke: 2Cor 12 and Rev 2. We are told that Paradise is where the Tree of Life is -- and the Tree of Life is where the Throne of God is (In Rev 2 and in Rev 22). So if Jesus had not acended to the Father, he had not been to Paradise, because Paradise is where the Father is.
3. Since we know the thief died on the day he was crucified, we can be sure that he (the thief) did not go straight from the cross to a state of conscious existence in Paradise.
So that leaves only two possibilities: 1) Jesus lied, or 2) there is another meaning for paradise - perhaps "Abraham's bossom". If you believe that Jesus decended to Hades when he died, then this would make perfect sense.
Drew said:
How does a "destroyed" soul continue on in conscious torment? This is overly awkward.
Then I would suggest that you look up all the uses of "destroyed" in the NT. I'm sure you'll find what I found, albeit in passing, that there are different nuances which don't necessarily mean annihilated.
Drew said:
Not punishment? Being placed into a lake of fire and having the experience of being burned away to nothing is not exactly a picnic in the park.
No, it isn't punishment at all. Look at the warnings Jesus gave of how bad it would be to go to hell - better to cut out your eye than go to hell. All his warnings only have force if the punishment is eternal. If people merely get annihilated, that's just non-existence not punishment. The very idea of punishment is that of suffering but non-existence is just that, non-existence, there is no suffering. If the punishment is unknown to the punished, then there is no suffering, no actual punishment.
Drew said:
I don't understand why you think this is a problem.
The Luke 16 "parable" is about (for the sake of argument) the need to obey the prophets, not about the world of the dead;
The dog "parable" is about the need to obey the prophets, not about the world of the dead.
In the dog parable, something untrue about the nature of dogs (that they speak) is used as a literary device to communicate the important truth - to not ignore the prophets.
In the Luke 16 parable, something untrue about the nature of man (that he has conscious experience immediately after death) is used as a literary device to communicate the important truth - to not ignore the prophets.
Let's imagine that the following account appeared in the scriptures:
"Dog A dies and goes to dog Paradise for being obeying his master. Dog B dies and goes to dog Hades for disobeying his master. Dog B asks dog A to send a warning to Dog B's fellow dogs. Dog A says that they have their human masters to instruct them to be good"
Lets say we all agree that real dogs in the real world do not have an afterlife - they die phyically and cease to exist. Does this create some kind of logical problem with the dog account as a parable? No it does not. The lesson is clear - listen to your master. The fact that dogs do not have an afterlife does not make the parable incoherent. The fact that real dogs are annihilated does not mean that we cannot have this fact "suspended" as part of the literary mechanism to convery the real message - to obey the master.
What is this "dog" parable? I seem to have missed a lot. Is this that hypothetical account you gave a page or so back? If it is then your whole argument above has just fallen apart.
You are using a hypothetical, and admittedly impossible, situation as an analogy for the "parable" of Lazarus and the Rich Man. But this shows that you have already presumed that the "parable" of Lazarus is false based on your view that there is no such thing as a soul. You cannot use an impossible situation and turn that back onto Scripture to prove why that situation is impossible.
The main point I have made several times before (once in this thread) and for which I have never seen a satisfactory rebuttal, is that Jesus
always used situations in his parables with which his hears could identify. There were always lost sheep, lost coins, lost sons, sowing seeds, etc. Not one thing was so out there that his hearers couldn't identify with the situation. So why should the "parable" of Lazarus be any different? Simply because you presume that there is no immediate afterlife?
Drew said:
if only we allow a non-literal reading of it just like any other parable
Non-literal meanings that used literal situations.